Unbelievable, outrageous, abhorrent, but true. Deep down you know it too. You know you need to cheat on your husband and get these desires out of your system. It's how you can you live out all your wildest fantasies and when you go home to him be completely happy. A happy wife makes for a happy life. Don't you agree? Don't you want your husband to live by that adage. You do love him, let me make you happy so that he can be happy.

So how do we meet? I'm thinking of one scenario I like quite a bit.

I like the idea of us meeting on a site like Reddit, Ashley Madison, Tinder, etc. You get the idea. We'd go somewhere like downtown, along the lake, late at night for our first meeting. Somewhere where you can look out onto the lake late at night and we can see the city skyline as I slip my hands up that pretty white crop top of yours and squeeze your breast and whisper into your ear what a good wife you are. You'd whisper to me that you love your husband and he can never know about this. It's important to me to that you love him. That he never know about this. I want you both to be happy together for the rest of your lives after all.

Your husband would be on a business trip, perfect time for me to move in, isn't it? It'd just be a few days of mind blowing sex. Of waking up and railing you and cleaning the dried cum off you from the previous night with your husbands pillow case. He can sleep on it when he's back. But this is just a start. Our relationship would evolve to something much more over time. I'd become your husband's best friend ideally. He might even be in my wedding party helping me get married to my future wife while we fuck each other behind their backs. Don't worry though, I'll always be there to take care of you.

Who am I? I'm just out here doing God's work. Helping cheating wives get away with whatever they want behind their clueless husband's back. I mean, it's what husband's do, isn't it? He probably doesn't even know you're talking to man like me. A man who would make you brush your teeth with my cum and his toothbrush. Or who would breed you or help you get bred by other men if I look too different than your husband. Who would spoil you and let you befriend my girlfriend while I cheat on her with you... Nothing evil here. Just helping cheating wives like a good man should. How more specifically might I help you? Well I might make you:

• Get gangbanged behind your husband's back. Don't worry if other men cum inside you. I trust my cum to impregnate you. I'm sure your husband will make a good father to our children. He's white? We can do a bit of rape play so you can honestly tell him you were raped.

• I want to make sure your husband knows you do love him. It'll make him happy. Think you can do that while I bend you over in front of the luxurious hotel bathroom mirror? Maybe you'll see me in the reflection of our window as I book the AirBnB across the street from where you live so you can watch your husband pick up the phone and smile as you say those words to him with my big brown cock inside you.

• It's his birthday? Let's bake him a cake! I'm a great chef, I just need a good sous chef and a little help to get that special ingredient. Don't worry, we would've used his toothbrush to brush it into your teeth anyway. As opposed to cleaning his mouth with my cum he'll just get to taste it like you do.

If you're wondering, 2/3 of these are based on real life events. Take a guess which one if you want to start the convo off with a bit of fun.

Cheating wives to the front of the line. I like to chat about a RP around this and just chat in general. RP another day.