So, you decided to have a little fun while you were out of town: maybe you were fucking a hot co-worker, maybe you met an old flame you hadn't seen in years, or maybe you just wanted to be ready for whoever was there at the hotel bar. Whatever the plan, part of it was to shave your full bush, which you hadn't shaved in years.

Of course you were perfectly discreet with your out-of-town adventure - there's no way your partner would ever know it happened. The only loose end is your shaved pussy. But you guys don't have sex much these days anyhow, so you think you'll be able to hide it until it grows back enough that he won't notice.

This is a comedy roleplay. I will be the clueless, bumbling husband coming dangerously close to discovering your sexy shaved pussy that was so recently fucked by your lover. You will be the clever and resourceful, but unlucky, protagonist perpetually inventing ingenious methods to escape the improbable situations that threaten to expose your suspicious lack of pubes. Cue hilarious hijinx.

I could also play a local crush who just happens to turn up at inconvenient times and create awkward sexual tension, making you ponder the best course of action in case you end up with his head between your thighs some day.

About me, and you: I love a full bush, like my wife's. I just got this fantasy in my head after she went out of town on a trip recently. Bonus points if you are actually a married or attached woman with a bush. It would be great if you enjoy describing your pussy in detail.