That title might feel roleplay-ish but I really just want to talk. But it does get at a phenomenon that I experience a lot on here:

I talk to a lot of men here, and the ones who stick out have clean-cut hair, buttoned shirts with the sleeves perfectly rolled up, khakis with a brown leather belt and matching shoes. Their Reddit posts are about which leather sofa would look best in their living room, or how to display their vinyl collection. Or maybe they're posting about the hike they took with their wife, or giving other people life advice.

They're clean, put-together, perfect family men and upstanding citizens. But those type of men are the ones who turn out to be the filthiest perverts.

And that's what I like! Because I'm the same, from the opposite side. I'm shy, my clothing style is more tiny librarian than slut, I have always made straight As without trying, my friends are all nerdy, and I help my family clean the house. But I imagine myself starring in videos from companies like Hookup Hotshot or Legal Porno, and when I'm staying up late to finish a paper in time, I probably have a plug in my ass so I have something to squeeze down on.

I really love the dichotomy between banality and filth. It's more interesting to me than people who are very obviously sexual. The peek beneath the mask, the look behind a closed door.

So let's talk about that: tell me what parts of this you resonate with. What do you do to maintain the illusion that you're normal? Do your friends know that you're kinky? Does your wife? Do people apologize when making sexual references in front of you like they do with me? And do you spend your time alone masturbating to filthy rough porn? What kinks get you off? What makes you filthier than the average person? And I'll talk about the same. Let's have a fun back-and-forth talk about this!

If this describes you, please tell me your age (I'm primarily interested in 30 ), and something relating to this prompt. Don't feel pressured to write a ton, but just enough so I have a reason to respond!