Be honest, you were expecting this post to have been written by a White guy, right? Well, get ready for a left turn, lol

I'm actually an Asian guy who, somehow, has never been with an Asian girl - and I'm looking for someone to help me change that.

Tbh, I don't know why I haven't. I'm not a weirdo neet incel or anything. I work out; I have a fairly successful career. I have a healthy body count and have been described as "a catch".

I guess it boils down to identity issues? I was adopted at birth by a non-asian family. I guess when I was younger, I tried to deny that side of myself. You ever watch Harold and Kumar? Remember when Harold rejects Cindy Kim because he doesn't want to be with an Asian? That was me, I guess. But, like I said, now I'm trying to change that.

Uh, but in, like, a horny way, lol

You know that Steven Yeun/Ali Wong tv show Beef? There's scene in it where Ali Wong and Young Mazino go absolutely crazy on each other. (If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it) Anyway, I want to create that kind of sweaty, passionate Asian-on-Asian scene for myself. If that takes a long, winding build up for us to mentally prepare for the hot, sweaty release - than so be it, I'd look forward to it.

If you're going to be my first Asian, just know that I've got decades of repression boiled up inside that I cannot wait to unleash upon you. Ideally, you do as well and can reciprocate in kind. Honestly, I would really like to discuss this special kind of Asian repression that's unique to us. I'd love to know more about how all those Asian stereotypes have affected you.

And once we work through those issues (or maybe simultaneously) then we get to the good part. You know what I'm talking about:

Nails scratching on my back, beads of sweat collecting on our foreheads, fistfuls of hair grabbed, the lewd sound of flesh slapping against each other. Filling you up; stretching you out; reclaiming our identities by force.

Yum.

Anyway, please write me if you're a fun, thoughtful Asian girl who wants to get a little flirty with a fellow Asian. Thanks for reading!