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It’s been happening all over the world, museums, banks, libraries, they’ve all been broken into the past 2 years. It’s like a real life Carmen San Diego. There is one detail, law enforcement knows it’s always the same 2 people. The same 2 people are breaking into these places and stealing but leaving behind tons of evidence. At every crime scene there is bodily fluids, cum, sweat, grool, and saliva are always left all over the place. DNA testing shows it’s always the same 2 people breaking and entering, having sex and stealing something. Law enforcement doesn’t know if they have sex before or after they steal what they came for. And some places have been hit more than once but never in a row?
If you haven’t caught on by know, we are those criminals, we will break into famous Museums, Banks, Libraries, and steal important, expensive, or famous things.
Kinks: Risky sex, rough sex, light bondage, sneaking around, making out, I do have more kinks but these are the main ones I think would fit best if you wanna hear about more of them just ask
Limits: Beast, necro, those are my hard limits but I don’t know every kink in the world so I’ll let you if I’m not comfortable with anything you bring, and if you made it this far, I’d like to know did we fuck before or after we take the item we want?
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