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I'm looking for a descriptive, slutty roleplay or sexting partner for a playdate with my fat-headed, monster sperm-cannon.
I have a chronic medical condition, called hyperspermia, which is apparently something like a 12 out of 10 on the severity scale. If you've never heard of it, the condition is sort if a blanket term that refers to an “elevated” level of sperm/cum production, and the higher sex drive that occurs as a result. In my case, however. these levels are a little less “elevated”, and a little more “through the fucking roof”.
Most days I wake up so hard and horny that I literally have to drain my balls twice before I can even start my morning routine. Others, I get forcefully wrenched from sleep by my cock involuntarily erupting like a fat, hot, exploding geyser. From then on, I do my best to keep my mind out of the gutter all day… while my twitching jizz rocket repeatedly pops up and soaks my sweats in precum; basically just demanding attention unless I make it squirt 4 or 5 times throughout the day. Honestly, I can't even remember the last time it was fully soft.
I've gotten to the point that almost all of my freetime is spent hypnotizing myself with porn and endlessly stroking, teasing, or edging my pent-up jizzhose till I blow thick, sloppy cumropes halfway across the room.
When you combine all this with it's massive size, it apparently is a major anomaly. I've heard from a few girls on here that most guys with my condition, especially as severe as mine is, tend to be on the smaller side. This knowledge has actually led me to question if I was supposed to be born into some cumslut harem hentai plot, instead of real life. Now I'm just obsessed with finding girls that wouldn't mind joining that plot ;)
If there's one thing that makes me blow quart-sized loads with explosive force, it's a dirty-talking, suck-focused edging. I love getting my mind broken by a sloppy little slut while she verbally reduces me to nothing but a delivery system for my cum-spewing monster cock. In fact, I get even more turned on thinking that I barely have a choice… that a dick like mine getting mercilessly sucked and fucked is just how things are supposed to be ;)
So, if all that sounds appealing to you… If you've always dreamed of having a free use cum fountain that basically can't say “no”, let me know asap 😈
Note: I have a list of kinks, but my favorites are always BJs, facials, cumplay, teasing, edging, dirty-talk, and lots and lots of cum. Secondary kinks are big tits, multiple girl scenarios, gooning, getting filmed, slutty outfits, (light) femdom.
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