Disclaimer: This is the result of an afternoon nap dream gone wrong. Or very right, if you will. You know the kind: You had a long day at work, just want to lie down for a while and wake up way too horny because your primitive little subconscious thought dreaming about fucking that very hot colleague of yours would be a good idea. Well, thanks a lot, subconscious.

The thing is: The subconscious didn’t get this idea out of thin air. My conscious self does indeed think about fucking said colleague. And if we’re being completely honest it thinks about fucking a lot of the women in my life.

The irony of it all is this: I’m very confident none of them suspect it. Well, to them I’d say, you’d be surprised if you looked into my head. It’s a bit like that famous scene from The Avengers. My secret is that I’m always horny. I’ve pretty much fantasised about every single one of them. And honestly, most of them would look pretty spectacular on their knees. But then again, which woman wouldn’t.

Here’s where you come into this whole mess. Do you want to play one of those women? Great, hit me up. Do you want to chat about the casual misogyny of it all? Even better, chat’s very much open! I’m very much looking forward to hearing from you.

About me: I’m Alex, 28, 1.83m (6’) tall, located in Europe, very much still overly horny from that afternoon nap. I do have a thing for BDSM, including but not limited to tease and denial, humiliation, outfit control and casual but lighthearted misogyny. If you have a praise kink, you’ll feel right at home with me.