Hello and thanks for reading!

Due to an accident I haven’t had sex in four years, everything works but I’m just not in a good mental place. However, I find myself day dreaming about my past experiences and would love to chat. Relive them, talk about yours, or tell you more detail about them if you have questions or want to talk. I love talking sex, I love hearing stories, I love a good chatting partner who keeps the conversation flowing and doesn’t give it my responsibility to keep it going. I’m looking for a little more then I just ask you questions.

Now here are my top moments in no particular order! I’m going to give a brief description of what happened.

1. Loosing my virginity to my brothers busty girlfriend. At 18 I was still very much an introvert, in my shell and a baby face. I got bullied a little but mostly just ignored. I haven’t had my glow up just yet. I wasn’t even thinking about going to prom until my brother suggested I take his girlfriend. Someone I truly enjoyed looking at and talking to! Oh man, I was not ready for what happened.

2. Twins! I met a pair of twins and started hanging out with one. This was the first girl I had sex with after the brothers girlfriend event. Let’s just say things did not go well! Mistakes, short lived, all of it, such an embarrassing moment! (Not all my fault more could have been done on her end) I was crushed when she decided to hook up with her ex. Crushed, upset, as I liked this girl I was not expecting the comforting text from her twin sister.

3. Which one would you fuck? Another sister story and I promise this isn’t some kink and is my last sister experience. Things are going better for me and I meet this amazing girl in college, full of life, bubbly the type you expect to do great things, see the world, etc. it’s spring break and I am invited to her girls trip with her family. Her parents do this boys and male partners go here and the girls and female partners go here for a little healing from the spouses. Except, I didn’t like what the guys were doing and had no interest to go. So I was invited and I promised to stay out of the way and let them all have girl time, Im perfectly fine with going on and doing my own thing. Second night on vacation she comes back to our room and shows me a picture of seven women flashing and if that wasn’t enough to shock me she then proceeds to ask “so, what one would you fuck first? And takes my cook out. What the heck oh and did I mention she’s related to every single one of them?

4. Cliche insanely high libido priests daughter- I’m single again and I meet this girl randomly she’s 18 and she tells me she’s the priests daughter. Things are going well, chatting normal, friendly, nothing at all sexual. She asks if I want to go for a walk in the woods with her. I’m a little sketched out but I trust her and she’s not a very big and I’m confident I can scream loud for help and run away. Plus, she mentioned before that walks and nature “her thing” I pick her up and she’s wearing what I wouldn’t say is wood clothing, a cute summer dress. The shoes were the only clothing looking like they could survive the woods. The moment we are within the tree lines she grabs my hand and complete changes from the girl who’s been texting me “my dad checks my texts” me- “your 18! Why?” “Thinks I’ll get into trouble!” Me-“ oh will you” instantly removes the sun dress and is standing before me naked minus the shoes. Let’s just say I was not prepared for this girl in the slightest. Some of my fondest memories are with her. Oh did I mention we never once fucked? And it’s my best sexual experience of my life? Twist!

5. Thong wearing gamer tomboy chick- I randomly met this girl online it was through some app where you just meet strangers and ask questions. Can’t remember it, some were dirty some were not. Ours were a mixture of both but we quickly movies to playing games together. One thing I remember her saying is she tends to wear thongs when she’s horny and wants to fuck. We agreed to meet a comic con, we never shared a picture before and she says not to get too excited as I won’t be getting fucked. No sweat, I’m good with that. We met up and this girl is not what I expected. Fully baggy shorts, I think I have the same shorts as her, t shirt doesn’t show anything off, short hair, etc. she walks up to me and I have no idea who this person is until she tells me her name. Not going to lie I mistook her for a dude for a split second. (I know that’s wrong and sorry) anyway my surprise to her appearance is quickly sorted and I’m pumped to meet her and give her a big hug. We have an morning and a full weekend to go! She says she needs to go up to her room and unload some of her purchases, invites me! She changes when she’s in the room to something else and comes back out, I notice more of her body this time she somehow was hiding Ds! And did I just see a thong poking out? No, she made it perfectly clear what she wanted. How wrong I was on that one and Oh boy she makes it perfectly clear in different ways as well!

6. Lottery dream girl- I messed up the time line a bit (not every girl came after the other, I hope they all came though ;) I was finishing up college and I was in one of those programs where I generally see the same people all the time. This one girl was addicting, big tits beautiful eyes, helped me with some course work, the same day I was about to ask her out she mentions a boyfriend. Fuck. anyway, time goes on we are friends and like I said now at the end of the course! One day I scratch a scratch off and I won a little sizeable prize! Nothing too crazy in the four figures but a big amount for anyone in college. I was pumped. However, I had college paid for, a good job, I didn’t really need the cash one thing I wanted and a kink I’ve always had was to sugar baby someone, just once. The girl I crushed on is leaving town and I know it’s wrong but I send her a text thanking her for so much help, saying I was always into her and admitting I was a perv and would love to give her that winning ticket for one night with her. She laughs, calls me a perv and says she would/needs the money but is still with what’s his face. I say sorry I couldn’t help but ask! An hour goes by and I hear my phone chime my heart jumps out of my chest as I think it’s her but instead I see a different name, the popular girl, the hottest one in the class asking why she didn’t get that offer.l I’ve never heard such dirty talk before in the goice recording she sends and then the picture my goodness... my mind is blown I don’t even know what to think… and this is sadly the storyof “how I met your mother” if you get what I’m saying..

There are a couple other good ones but I’ll leave it to this! Thanks for reading!