What a rough, rollercoaster of a year I just experienced. It started with being declared redundant at work and being let go after 12 years with the firm. It continued with me sending out resumes every day and drinking away my sorrows every night when they all proved to be fruitless. Then, after 2 months of being drunk and unemployed, my wife of 9 years announced she was leaving for a richer, younger, more ambitious, more jacked dude. I. 6 feet tall and fit for my age. I might have salt and pepper hair and a few miles behind me, but I am not weak, fat or ugly, so this betrayel hit like a ton of bricks!

The last straw was the hardest. I got the call from my sister that my mother had passed away a few towns over. I decided that I would go there for a few weeks to get her affairs in order and attend the funeral, etc. when I got there, we found that my mother had left us, my sister and I, the house in the will. We quickly sold the house and, instead of investing the money or buying a bigger house in my own town, I decided a fresh start would do me some good.

I decided to get a place in my mom's home town to give myself a change of scenery and a kick in the ass to get my life in order again. It didn't take long to get hired on by a small firm in town, which would pay equal to what I was making before, so money wouldn't be an issue going forward. The town was small, so they were always looking for fresh blood and I fit the bill, being the 'big city hotshot' or something.

Now, after 9 months of being single and after a few weeks of setting into my new digs, a modest house not far from main street in this small community, I decided it was time to reach out and meet some women in these parts. And how does a 41 year old lawyer who is new in town do that? By creating a profile on every dating app he can find, including the salacious hookup apps just to have some company and excitement every now and then, and setting the age slider from 21 - 40 just to cast as wide a net as possible.

Here is my profile:

Name: Mark Occupation: lawyer Status: single Looking for: Not sure/Let's see where things go

About me: I'm a recently single lawyer and new in town. I'm looking for anything, I guess, so send me a message and let's see if we connect! I like spontaneous adventures, long walks, hiking, good conversation, movies and music. Want to be my sexy tour guide and show me how to have fun around here?

After I hit 'post', I sit back on the new deck out behind my house with some rum in a glass and enjoyed studying the stars, but I didn't have to wait very long until my phone started blowing up with responses. I wasn't prepared for what the next twelve months of my life would be like back on the dating scene. Let's just say anyone who says small towns aren't fun just doesn't know where to look...

(You can play one woman who rocks my world and has many adventures with me or a series of women I date over that year who are all sorts of ages and who introduce me to a lot of naughty, kinky fun. Maybe the hookup app draws a lot of attention from recent college grads with daddy issues or bored married women trapped in dead bedrooms. We can work out the details once you message me!)

Kinks: age gaps, cheating, seduction, slow build, clothes play, risky/public play, thigh highs, short skirts/dresses, tight curves, dirty talk, creampies, breeding, spanking, hair pulling, foreplay