Good afternoon DirtyPenPals!

I'm looking for what I love most: kinky, nerdy women! Tell me which Star Trek series is objectively better, or that in this scene Vigo actually broke his toe when he kicked that helmet. Maybe you're top 200 NA in Valorant, or you just like to get lost in building up your farm in Stardew Valley. Maybe you're a microbiologist that just wants someone to appreciate your brain as much as your body. No matter what you're into, God do I want to hear about you!

I will admit that mostly, I'm looking for partners to chat with. Explore kinks and interests, get to meet new people, and have literally any excuse not to look at my Teams chat. We can divulge as much or as little as you'd like, and hopefully have a pretty chill time.

For those who ARE looking into roleplaying, I'll admit I have decision paralysis about that. Honestly, if you are enthusiastic about a scenario, and you're willing to give chunky, detailed posts, I will almost certainly roleplay with you. Want to be sorcerer's in training at a magic college? Awesome, we can even detail our classes. Want to drift around the outer colonies with a beat up ship, seeing what we can get into? I'll see you, space cowboy! Want to work at a remote Antarctic research base where unbelievably hot scientists are getting picked off by some sort of alien creature that can mimic human shape? I would love to do that again! All you need is a fun idea and I'm yours.

About Me

I'm a 34-year-old man living on the East Coast of the United States. That makes my time zone EST, and honestly depending on the day I could be around anywhere between 9am and 2am. I'm quite the night owl. However, of course real life takes precedent for both of us, please be understanding of any delays in response, yadda yadda.

TL:DR - Let's get nerdy? Send those orange envelopes and chats!

-D.