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Marriage is tough, right? I love my wife and the family and home we’ve Built. We’ve been together since college and I couldn’t imagine my life with anyone else. There’s just one thing though, our sex life is non existent. No matter how many times I’ve told her how sexy she is it doesn’t matter. I’ve initiated more times than I can count and the excuses ranging from I’m tired to its late are endless. Still, I wouldn’t trade what I have for anything! Plus I’ve learned how to cope and although it might not be the most honorable thing, I go to Reddit and talk with strangers and cum. No harm no foul, right??
Tonight as I’m scrolling I stumble upon a particular page that’s designed for married men that aren’t getting any. Theres a number followed by “text her. Trust me.” The thread is filled with positive reviews. “Why couldn’t I find her sooner?!” “This girl will change your life!”
It’s been a while and I’d been drinking. Curiosity for the better of me. I nervously type out a message
::hi I got your number from a friend. I don’t know how this works but I’m looking for a meet up I guess?
Within 5 minutes I get a response
::rent a hotel. My rate is 1K for however long you can go. Text me when you’re ready::
I delete the text. I’m just drunk go to bed I think, you won’t feel this way in the morning. Waking up it was the first thing on my mind. Couple that with the Sunday scaries and hangxiety, I’ve had better mornings! The day goes on per usual and I slowly forget. After putting the kids to bed and kissing my wife goodnight I go outside to smoke a cigar.
My phone buzzes ::so?::
My heart sinks and the hot rush of blood fills my skin.
Helllo! I hope you enjoyed and are interested so far. I cut it off here because I would like a little build up but also one very important thing is I don’t want to know who you are before I ultimately cave and open that hotel door. Now here’s the catch, I want to know you in real life. My best friends wife? A relative? A wife’s friend or family member? Something along those lines. I want to be terrified to do it and then when I open that door my jaw absolutely drops. And we go from there! Please let me know your thoughts and if you would like to add anything because I’m very open!
My kinks are cheating, realism, thongs, outfit, transactional sex, eating ass, risky, taboo and plenty more.
I hope to hear from you soon!
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