There you sit, your eyes going back and forth between the stack of bills that came in the mail and the bank balance on your phone. Needless to say, the numbers do NOT match, and it's not in your favour. Your car's Check Engine light is on, rent is due next week, and you REALLY want to get tickets to the big concert coming up, but they're at least $180. You look at the meagre amount in your account and decide that a trip to the coffee shop is both affordable and therapeutic.

As you're standing in line, your eyes wander to the community bulletin board. In between the notices for yoga classes and math tutors and a flyer for a bohemian folk music and pottery festival, there's an index card with a neatly printed message:

Bills suck, amirite?

Financial problems? We can help. We have a creative solution to any financial problem. 18 only. Please contact hello (at) adultfinancing.com with a brief description of your needs and a current photo. We will get back to you within 24 hours to schedule a consultation.

You took a picture of the card and ordered your large vanilla latte. By the time your coffee had arrived, with your name misspelled on the side of the cup, you had forgotten about the card. However, when you got back home and saw the stack of bills you had left earlier, you remembered. You checked the photo on your phone. What could it hurt to try, right? Not sure why they need a photo, but here goes nothing.

Hi DPP! As you can see from the prompt above, I'm setting up a findom situation. You're a woman who needs money, I am a man who has it and likes to make the women he gives it to earn it in an adult fashion.

Kinks for me are about power dynamics, like this, as well as light bondage. I'm also very sapiosexual so I'm going to be far more turned on by someone who is a good writer than by someone who can describe excessively large breasts or a firehose of grool. Limits are violence, gore, animals, underage, and anything that belongs in a toilet. Ideally looking for a scene that could last a single night, or at most a couple days. If you like the dynamic, happy to play out several clients using the service.

Please feel free to dive right in. I prefer third person for this, and your first orange envelope can be what your e-mail would be to request the consultation. If you want to include a pic for casting your character, I'll be even happier.