This is not a quiz. Nor is it a drill. This is not a drill. I repeat... this is not a--- okay, you get it. Just a quiz. Honestly, it's not even a quiz - maybe a personality test? anyway...

In the next eleven questions, I want you to be as unreservedly honest as you can be. Think of it like a little personality test that you'd find on Buzzfeed. If you like my questions, or like your answers, and just want to chat about them, I'm more than happy to do that! If you'd prefer to just answer and leave conversation at a minimum that's great, too. Without further ado...

1. (True or false) Oral sex is better than any other kind of sex.
2. (Fill in the blank) The worst thing about being horny is __________.
3. (Fill in the blank) The best thing about being horny is __________.
4. (True or false) A man who wears grey sweatpants in public should show a noticeable bulge.
5. (True or false) If all you're wearing are socks, you're naked.
6. (Fill in the blank) "I feel sexiest when I'm wearing __________."
7. (What's your go-to: A, B, C, or D) Post-coital cuddles, snack time, "see ya later," zzzzzzz.
8. (Fill in the blank) "The best sex I've ever had was with my __________."
9. (Fill in the blank) "The worst sex I've ever had was with my __________."
10. (Fill in the blank) "I really wish I could've fucked my __________."
11. (Fill in the blank) "I give better oral sex than __________ % of the general population."

Now, if you'd like, please send me a chat! In your intro, you can either answer the questions outright, or you can tell me to "fuck off, dude" and I'll copy-pasta the questions into the chat for easy reading. Also in your intro message, please tell me your gender and age (18 only!)