Scrolling through profile after dreary profile on the latest popular dating app, you discover much of the same. Uninspiring and rather cookie-cutter bios, the same style and aesthetic of profile pictures, and clearly several married people lurking about their spouses' backs. But you soldier on, in the vanishingly small chance that you can scratch an itch that only another human can do.

And then, something strikes your eye:

Kyle, 35, rightwing but open.

Look, I'm man enough to admit that I may not be right about everything, but I'm tired of the game. You know which one, the whole debate song and dance that we're supposed to perform whenever we cross paths. About what's racist, what's sexist, what's a joke and what's not, how offended people are about gender or pronouns or whatever, what's communist and what's oppression, what's capitalist and what's freedom, what's supposed to be taught in schools and what's woke or not, who won what election, how guns are bad and paper straws are good, what's a choice and what's murder, when life occurs and what's God, and... forever onward with no resolution at all. Aren't you tired of that. Don't you want to just have some fun? I sure as hell do and they don't have to be godfearing and conservative to have fun either. Hopefully for you, they don't have to be leftist Marxists.

Drop me a line if you're interested.

Some photos follow, all of a tall and well-built man with broad shoulders and strong arms with short blonde hair and gray eyes. One has him in a three piece suit, another in shorts and a stretched T-shirt at the gym, and the last with outdoors gear, hiking along a rocky outcropping with a heavy pack on his back.

Intrigued? Well, what would it hurt to send him a DM if all he wants is his own itch scratched?

Hey there, a political play prompt here of two people on opposite ends of the spectrum finding common ground between the sheets, and maybe it leads to more. Kinks include rough sex, dirty talk/namecalling, impactplay/spanking/slapping, creampies/breeding, age gaps (me older, you younger), raceplay (you tell me how hard you'd like it but this is still consensual in the RP), traditional gender roles (with a twist, as in you wouldn't give up your beliefs for my sake but the dynamic would be more dom/sub). Limits here are violence for violence sake, actual bigotry, warersports, feet, outright pain and torture, noncon. Feel free to hop into the prompt if you like but introduce your character in dialogue, and tell me about your kinks and limits please. Let's have some fun.