I have always been the simp. Your BBF who thinks you don't know I have a crush on you. Always ready to help out and always available. Maybe you're someone who loves knowing company is available throughout their day should they need it, enjoys being lusted over or loves to be told how amazing and beautiful they are.
This has happened to me in real life a number of times but, purely online has it's advantages too. I'm always just a few taps away from giving you attention and praise. Your "pocket simp" who has likely already been sending you DM's anyway. It just comes down to when you feel like engaging, not what I want.

Perhaps you enjoy keeping guys like me dangling on a string, suspended in that delicate and frustrating space where you know I have a huge crush on you but, you enjoy leading me on, teasing me and giving out crumbs of hope which you know I'll fall for every time.

If you are experienced in this kind of dynamic, a flirt and a relentless tease or, always wanted to do this to a simpy guy, I'd love to hear from you!

About me: 27, tall and slim, cute looking, blond hair and blue eyes, a little nerdy and awkward and love to read 20th century fiction and game.

I'm quite inexperienced with girls in real life. I have fallen in to the friend zone and been teased and left hanging a number of times. I always noticed girls would usually sleep with guys who were more confident, sporty or cocky and use words such as; "Ah he's so hot!". All the while I receive a different attitude altogether; "Aww you're so sweet!".

This can take any direction really. I'm happy to just chat about past experiences or interests or we can be more involved and you include me in your daily gossip or venting about issues as you would with your girl friends. We can also RP scenarios we come up with. I would prefer this to be ongoing and for it to grow over time. Maybe you'd love to get my opinion on things such as, guys you're seeing, outfit choices for dates and anything else you can think of.

If this sounds like it would be fun, I look forward to hearing from you x