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I need a date. The black-tie industry awards night is at the end of the week and I don't want to show up alone. I work way etoo much, so I don't have time to do the song and dance of dating. Not to mention, now we are on a deadline.
48 hrs.
What's the best way to make this happen? Tinder or any other assortment of apps, that's probably the answer unfortunately. Despite my buttoned up clean reputation, I like a little chaos. I just have one real requirement, objectively beautiful. Yes, I'm shallow. No reason to be shy about it.
I tap open the app that's been dormant for months, updating the pictures to what I think is eye catching. Nothing shirtless, that is douchebaggery 101. In my bio I make it perfectly clear:
'I need a date for an awards banquet at the end of the week. Not offering anything extra, but I promise you'll enjoy yourself'
It's vague and desperate but what the hell. What's the worst that can happen?
I'm not a bad looking guy, so I don't anticipate a lack of responses. About an hour or so goes by and nothing. I begin to get a little anxious. I need this to work, finally my phone lights up. A match
I flick through your pictures. stunning. Bio is engaging but short. Hopefully you're not an escort, though at this point I'm not opposed to that either.
"Hi there, didn't think I'd get this lucky. Have you come to apply for the rent-a-date opening?"
Three dots pop up as I wait in anticipation...
Iām open to collab on how this scene plays out. What the power dynamic is? Are there other stipulations?
I love the idea of such a classy event becoming filled with filthy depravity.
Me: 35 M , fit dad bod, dark brown well groomed hair with a full beard. Hazel eyes. Well respected job in the community with a NSFW Reddit secret.
all other prompts open too
Limits: gore, extreme violence, blood, poop, animals
DM or Chat works. RP or just discussing works as well.
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