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With arms crossed and slightly puzzled expressions, we stand in the kitchen of our shared apartment. We ā thatās my roommate Alex and me. And the reason for our perplexed look is our new roommate. You.
The angry tirade you've been on for exactly 7 minutes leaves us absolutely bewildered. How can someone get so worked up about dirty dishes in the sink?! It's not like we let them pile up for weeks. But if youāve just moved in, you should probably keep things in perspective. Or so we thought...
But apparently, you have a hard time holding back.
Alex and I exchange confused looks. Then, a light bulb goes off in Alex's head, and his face brightens:
"I have an idea," he says, grinning. "The counter-method!"
"The counter-method?" I ask, raising an eyebrow. "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
It seems you havenāt noticed that weāve stopped listening. By now, you're ranting about the unemptied trash can.
"Only one way to find out..."
Okay, at this point I should probably explain, what this counter method actually is. As of lately various videos demonstrating the so called counter method have gone viral. Basically itās an extremely sexist way of making hysterical women much lessā¦ hysterical.
The video that started this trend showed an angry wife scolding her husband while launching into a tirade. The guy doesnāt say anything - he just casually pulls down his pants, jerks his cock and casually cums all over his bitching wife. And hereās the crazy thing: At first sheās shocked, but she immediately calms down, smiles happily and offers to make dinner.
Guys all over the world have since then settled arguments by casually cumming on their girlfriends, slapping their faces with their hard cock or just by giving them a surprise creampie. The counter method even has its own wikipedia page where itās described as
ā(ā¦) a surprising, extremely sexual action performed by a man to avoid or end female hysterical behavior. Neuroscientists believe it is a reflex that is an evolutionary remnant.ā
Since itās a fairly new phenomenon, studies will still have to be conducted. But some scientists believe that these extremely sexual actions trigger a hormonal response in womenās brains that make them less aggressive by the release of serotonin. Many feminists have since concluded that this exploiting this reflex is an unfair and manipulative tactic and should not be tolerated.
But it just works so goodā¦
Hi there and thanks for reading! Iām an adult guy looking for an adult female who would like to play the new bratty & bitchy feminist roommate. Since you moved in, you constantly complain about minor stuff and now thereās only one way to make you shut up. Of course you know that itās absolutely not okay for your roommates to cum in your face just to calm you down and you know that you should be absolutely furious! But for some reason it does actually helpā¦ You kinda hate the fact that men figured out a way to āhackā the female brain just like that. Especially in such a degrading way! But for some reason you canāt really be mad when you taste cumā¦
If youād like to try this wacky idea with me, just hit me up in chat! Iām looking for a long term connection and would love to flesh out some details about the scenario.
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