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[M4F] - Is your wife always complaining? Your girlfriend is acting like a bitch? Just cum on her face āœ…
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With arms crossed and slightly puzzled expressions, we stand in the kitchen of our shared apartment. We ā€“ thatā€™s my roommate Alex and me. And the reason for our perplexed look is our new roommate. You.

The angry tirade you've been on for exactly 7 minutes leaves us absolutely bewildered. How can someone get so worked up about dirty dishes in the sink?! It's not like we let them pile up for weeks. But if youā€™ve just moved in, you should probably keep things in perspective. Or so we thought...

But apparently, you have a hard time holding back.

Alex and I exchange confused looks. Then, a light bulb goes off in Alex's head, and his face brightens:

"I have an idea," he says, grinning. "The counter-method!"

"The counter-method?" I ask, raising an eyebrow. "Are you sure that's a good idea?"

It seems you havenā€™t noticed that weā€™ve stopped listening. By now, you're ranting about the unemptied trash can.

"Only one way to find out..."

Okay, at this point I should probably explain, what this counter method actually is. As of lately various videos demonstrating the so called counter method have gone viral. Basically itā€™s an extremely sexist way of making hysterical women much lessā€¦ hysterical.

The video that started this trend showed an angry wife scolding her husband while launching into a tirade. The guy doesnā€™t say anything - he just casually pulls down his pants, jerks his cock and casually cums all over his bitching wife. And hereā€™s the crazy thing: At first sheā€™s shocked, but she immediately calms down, smiles happily and offers to make dinner.

Guys all over the world have since then settled arguments by casually cumming on their girlfriends, slapping their faces with their hard cock or just by giving them a surprise creampie. The counter method even has its own wikipedia page where itā€™s described as

ā€ž(ā€¦) a surprising, extremely sexual action performed by a man to avoid or end female hysterical behavior. Neuroscientists believe it is a reflex that is an evolutionary remnant.ā€œ

Since itā€™s a fairly new phenomenon, studies will still have to be conducted. But some scientists believe that these extremely sexual actions trigger a hormonal response in womenā€™s brains that make them less aggressive by the release of serotonin. Many feminists have since concluded that this exploiting this reflex is an unfair and manipulative tactic and should not be tolerated.

But it just works so goodā€¦

Hi there and thanks for reading! Iā€™m an adult guy looking for an adult female who would like to play the new bratty & bitchy feminist roommate. Since you moved in, you constantly complain about minor stuff and now thereā€™s only one way to make you shut up. Of course you know that itā€™s absolutely not okay for your roommates to cum in your face just to calm you down and you know that you should be absolutely furious! But for some reason it does actually helpā€¦ You kinda hate the fact that men figured out a way to ā€œhackā€ the female brain just like that. Especially in such a degrading way! But for some reason you canā€™t really be mad when you taste cumā€¦

If youā€™d like to try this wacky idea with me, just hit me up in chat! Iā€™m looking for a long term connection and would love to flesh out some details about the scenario.

Kinks: cum, dub con, mild non con, slutty outfits, free use, casual, outercourse, cock slapping, mild humiliation, brainwashing, anal, group

Limits: scat, blood, violence

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