"...oh, hell.",
was all Jet managed to muster as they woke up after a night of excess.

Today was their first day on that new job, and they couldn't be late. They exited the bed and the tangled mess of the couple they ended up having sex with last night, and snucked to the adjacent room to dip into the big wooden bath.

Thanks god they knew how to magically warm it up. The lukewarm water managed to wake them up enough to remind them how late they were.

Doning their scarlet & black leather outfit, Jet was out before dawn, riding their horse hard from the brothel at the outskirt of town to the ducal palace.

The job was supposed to be simple, but potentially dangerous. Take the duke's ward, & bring them to the king for a court hearing. Turns out they were supposed to know something that could shift the power balance - and with the war brewing, that was valuable. The wanted a discreet, resourceful person to cross the country with them, and Jet was uniquely placed to do that. Plus, they needed the money - alchohl and whores weren't cheap.

Little did they know the they were about to meet someone that would derail their life.

hi DPP!

Today I'm looking for someone to DM a game for me/with, but I see this as a co-writing excercise with you being the arbiter of the world!

Fair warning; I'd like this to involve a fair bit of normal, non smutty dnd, ideally a fun mix of intrigue, combat & smut, of course!

I'm very proficient in the ruleset, and DM regularly. I'm looking to switch things up by being a player for someone, but count on me to help move the plot forward/take narratively interesting decisions/be low maintenance in general. I'm thinking starting around level 5 or 7 would be the most interesting, but I'm flexible.

I have several possible type of character I could play, depending on the type of story you're looking to create with me. My favorite classes are usually rogues, martial wizard or sorcerers, but i'm very flexible.
This prompt describe a sorcerer paid to protect an important charge, such as a prince or princess, but I'm also open to play a greedy assassin, a cold hearted necromancer, a minotaur dark warlock, a thief or more!

The prompt of a having to protect a noble is convenient, because it allows you to focus on one character to play with while we adventure through the world. Bonus for a cross dressing princess or prince, in either direction! We could fend off would be assassins, dangerous rivals or monsters, and maybe elope together when we realize we were made to be!

Maybe my character have a darker side that they need money to indulge, an alcohol or drug addiction - something your character could reinforce or try to help with. I'd love if this evolved into a (potentially fucked up) romance too!

I'm open to either play a M, nb or femme trans character, and my character is mostly attracted to women, femboy, trans, crossdressers & twinks (with some exceptions)

As far as kinks goes, the kinkier the better! Blackmail, corruption, orientation play, gender play, beast, noncon, cheating, impreg, incest, taboo, age gaps, prostitution, bi seduction, sneaking around, spit, breeding, cumplay, piss, feet and rimming (especially being rimmed) are very hot.

My only limits are scat, gore, chastity, , cbt, sph, emphasis on body hair, bad smell and anything scent related, being called "bro" or "dude" or "man".

Open to play on discord, teleguard, session or here.