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Hey!
I'm looking for connections and conversations over this thing I have been fantasizing about ~
You know that stereotype. The fat smelly acne-ridden quiet probably-depressed lonely guy who lives in his mom's basement - making love to his waifu - a cum-stained body pillow anime girlfriend <3
I have a body pillow, but it's not an anime girl one. Although, I imagine being that type of guy, the "ugly bastard" type who can just creep on and obsess over a "female," 2d or 3d.
Wouldn't it be hotter if instead of wrapping around one pillow you could wrap around two pillows, (boobs)? Or maybe if her boobs are small then you can easily hear her cute heartbeat when you put her ear to her chest flat which is better than a pillow! You can press your boner against her, and she won't mind one bit. Humping her wherever you want from head to toe hehe. Being able to grind your small cock on her face with not only no judgment but maybe she'll even let you hump her nose or just stick her tongue out while she smiles at you with her eyes and you just keep humping your smelly cock over the curves of her face instead of just an entire soft rectangle lol. Uh maybe she'll let you scratch your cock with her painted toe nails hehe. She won't mind if your cock is dirty or even if it's really hairy or a bit of smegma, you can just wrap your foreskin around her toe and feel her scratch you from the inside - and she won't judge you for being weird! That's why a body pillow is nice, but a 3d fleshy girlfriend would be better because she can pamper you and massage you a little back and you can smell a bunch of different smells on her that aren't just dried cum! Her armpit and anus and her pussy depending on the different times of her menstrual cycle maybe she'll have a different smell at her most fertile hehe. Also, you can look at the back of her teeth too! Which some body pillows don't have. You can do eye contact with a body pillow which is nice, and she won't judge you for being autistic around her and hopefully a real girlfriend would be the same way. A real girlfriend would have a lot of different textures that can feel and stim on than a normal anime body pillow girlfriend has. Plus, you can collect her hair and pubes and hell even nails instead of just fuzz to play with. And um, idk ngl a body pillow gf sounds kinda nice if that means she's not going to make you feel ashamed for being a lil primal and exploring your sexuality all over her body um...
Eeeeh post over. I am cringing now. Feel free to hmu if you vibe with this at all :)
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