You might not expect this, but it’s hard being a donkey-dicked gooner. Even when I have a wall of screens with all the goonfuel I could want—voice artists giving me instructions, plastic-filled gals shoving the fattest dildos in all their holes, college girls giving the sloppiest blowbangs, wives getting BLACKED and BLEACHED, etc.—I still have such a hard time emptying these apple sized jizzkegs. They’re overflowing with slimy ball broth that’s sloshing around in them… but it’s like nothing wants to come out!

I can barely even jerk myself off in the first place! Not even both my hands can wrap around this juicy double-digit girthslab, and there’s over two whole fucking feet of marriage-ending, womb-shattering, jawbreaking fuckmeat to cover. I’ve tried using fleshlights, but I always tear them open 🫤

It takes days of edging, usually with way more help than just that of my hands, to finally release all of this pent up goonseed. Imagine dropping a mentos in a coke bottle and then fusing the cap back onto the bottle… and still somehow adding a half dozen in there over the course of the week until it finally explodes the bottle in every direction. What usually would just be a liter of baby batter has turned into gallons of dickslime, and even if I try to wear an XXXXXXXL Triple Deluxe Ultra Durable Magnum condom, if I don’t tear it open as I throb, then I end up flooding it till it bursts and covers me and my room in a hot, disgustingly thick, slimy mess!

So that’s me 😅. I’d love if you could offer me some advice, but I’m just as open to answering any questions you have about my problematic oversized hyper hung gooner cock.

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Thanks for reading this! I’m just looking for a conversation—no discussing things OOC, this isn’t a roleplay. Just jump right in talking like this is real! If you’re interested, send me a chat introducing yourself a bit, what you make of my situation, and something to get us talking.

Women only (MILFs to the front of the line!), and if you’re a size queen I hope you’re vocal about it 😉

Limits: futa, incest, scat, blood, non-humans