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The modern world is complicated - far too complicated for us humans, considering the fact that we're basically just monkeys with smartphones. The idea that we torment ourselves with things like tax returns, jobs, and meeting societal expectations seems like the greatest mistake in human history.
Something needs to be done about this. And that's exactly what I have set as my goal. I am a life coach who helps women rediscover their true selves. Why women in particular? Well, in my view, women are especially affected by the societal pressure to play multiple roles simultaneously. Housewife, mother, wife, lover, boss, employee… But unfortunately most women forgot about the most important role: Being a slut.
With my help, women manage to shed all unnecessary burdens and focus on what truly matters.
Sex. Lots of it.
What initially sounds strange follows a simple principle: A woman who focuses on fulfilling her true passion is a happy woman. The more intensely and frequently she does this, the happier she becomes. After all, there’s nothing a woman enjoys more than a twitching cock spurting warm cum into one of her holes.
Oh wait, actually there is: Two twitching cocks spurting warm cum into one of her holes.
In an intensive, multi-week process, I have consistently helped women find their true, happy selves. Friends often jokingly refer to my training program as the "Slut Seminar" – and they're actually right about that.
My seminar quickly gained popularity beyond my circle of friends, and since then, appointment requests have been flooding in. I am already fully booked for the next three months. And that brings us to today.
“Julia, could you please open the door?” I call out from my office when the doorbell rings.
Patients are often surprised that I am married and conduct the training program in my home while they also stay with us. But for me, it's natural, and it’s also an excellent demonstration that I truly understand my craft...
Hey there and thanks for reading through this long intro. I promise, there won’t be more info-dumping!
As you might have guessed, I’m looking for a female partner who would like to play my next patient. I’d love to hear more about you.
Would you like to voluntarily undergo the training program? Or did your husband or boyfriend sign you up? I’d love to flesh out some details before we start. Also I’d love to hear what you / your character looks like. And please don’t forget to tell me about your kinks and limit. Speaking of which - here are mine:
Kinks: casual, lots of cum, outercourse, teasing, oral, gangbang, group, slutty outfits, public, brainwashing, mild misogyny, anal
Limits: violence, scat, underage, blood, animals
I’ll be Chris and I tend to play myself. I am a 38-year-old man, standing 1.83 meters tall and weighing 75 kg, which is fairly athletic – though not enough for a six-pack. I have brown hair, blue eyes, and a bit of stubble.
I prefer chat over DM.
See you soon 🇩🇪
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