Don't stick your dick in crazy.

It's the line every man has heard a thousand times, repeated so often it may as well be a meme. It's well known that there's a certain type of woman out there who will just ruin your life, given half a chance. They're unstable, maybe bipolar. Obsession starts off cute, but becomes worrying. The manic episodes might be novel at first, but swiftly they become too much to deal with.

Women like this are not uncommon, but what's really dangerous is when they're also hot as fuck. When their tits are bigger than their red flags, when they fuck harder than they scratch you. A new slang term has started doing the rounds lately for women like you: landmine girls. A loose translation from Japanese, as best I can tell, it describes the sort of girl you just know is going to explode if you make the mistake of initiating contact, probably sinking you along with them.

That's why the saying exists. Because of girls like you.

But I just can't stay away.

Fresh red lines criss-cross my shoulders as your nails dig in yet again, scraping hungrily down my back as your face twists with agonising pleasure below me. Your thick, strong thighs wrap firmly around my waist, ankles hooked together behind my back as you melt into a puddle of mush beneath my pounding cock. Sweaty, hot, hissing and moaning like a wildcat in heat as you clamp down around my cock, your tits squished against my broad chest as I pin you to the bed and rail you within what feels like an inch of your life.

“This what you want, whore?” I hiss through gritted teeth, my voice a strained growl as my breath grows ragged. My cock slams home, unflagging, a massive shaft splitting your sopping wet pussy open and hammering deep within. “Fucking teasing me all evening…”

You giggle, mascara running down your cheeks and smudging through bronzer as you shed hopeless, perverted tears of lust. “Oooh, yes daddy!” you have the audacity to giggle, proving you clearly haven't been fucked hard enough yet. “You gonna cum inside me? Risk it all? Knock me up? Make my tummy all big and heavy for you?”

I snort. “Not on your life, you crazy bitch! You'll take it on your face like always.” I can't lie, though: the temptation is real. Your pussy clenches and drags on my cock, sucking it deep inside you and doing its damnedest to hold me there. My balls are already swollen, twitching as they slam against your ass with every thrust.

“Mmmmnn,” you groan, licking your lips in crazed anticipation. “Gonna paint me white, daddy? Take a photo for your lock screen, I'll pose real nice.” Your nipples, hard as diamonds, rub distractingly against my chest with every movement.

I choke back a laugh. “You're unbelievable.”

“Are you fucking, mmf - ashamed of me?” you hiss, your eyes seeming to flash with crimson malice. “You have to tell them, or I will. I'm not letting some other bitch get her claws in you. Now cum inside me, you fucking coward!” you add, tightening your grip as you feel me starting to pull away, reaching my limit.

Don't ask why I took the risk of fucking you bareback, but it's coming back to bite me now as my cock starts to swell and shudder, on the verge of releasing its load. “Are you fucking serious!?” I tug my hips back as best I can - I should be easily stronger than you - but your ankles are firmly locked. I try to roll off you, but you roll with me, grinning triumphantly as you slam your huge, soft ass down in my lap to milk me dry.

My hips buck reflexively as an eruption of cum rockets upwards, slamming straight into your unprotected womb as you ride me like a rodeo bull, bare tits swinging free now as your hips drive down again and again, that faraway, almost possessed look in your eyes even as they lose focus and roll upwards. A gush of hot liquid floods my crotch, your own triumphant orgasm exploding while I pour a week's worth of thick, saved-up semen into you, so hot and dense that you can feel it flooding your womb.

“Fffffffuuuck* yes, baby!” you squeal, apparently having forgotten how thin you told me your apartment walls were. Your scraping, scrabbling nails have made their way to my chest now, struggling to hold on as you ride out our explosive mutual climax, your pussy a churning, frothy mess of mixed ejaculate as your round hips shudder and your tongue lolls from your mouth. “Mmmm…” you groan incoherently, a sound I can't help but echo as my soul seems to leave my body through my cock.

This is what I keep coming back for, at the end of the day. The highs are so high, the chemistry so intense, that I just can't stay away. As you slump forward onto my chest, giggling dazedly and gasping for breath, I can't help but push your damp hair out of your eyes and kiss your forehead almost sarcastically. “I guess you win this time, you psycho,” I laugh ruefully, feeling my cock twitch inside you.

“Heeheehee… gotcha. All mine.” Your voice is raspy and dry from panting squealing so much over the past half hour, but it's honestly kind of endearing. So is the way you snuggle closer, nuzzling your face into the crook of my shoulder despite our messy dampness. Not yet satisfied despite the release of several days’ worth of cum, my cock stays upright, stirring you up gently as you shift against me.

I heave a sigh. “Well, for now.” My hand slides up further, patting you on the head as you wiggle your hips tiredly against me. “Look at that, you're almost cute when you're not spouting crazy shit.”

Cracking open one eye to gaze up at me, you smirk faintly. “You wouldn't have me any other way.”

I guess I wouldn't.

All right, so! This is difficult - it's gonna be a very tricky balance to strike, so first and foremost I'm interested in hearing from people who really get how this sort of relationship works. Keywords for those in the know include jirai-kei and possibly a splash of yandere.

I'm not interested in femdom. You're pretty needy and demanding, and can be a hell of a brat when you're kicking off your crazy girl shit, but at worst, I'm just getting caught up in your flow for a little bit. You're bad for me, I probably shouldn't be seeing you, but the sex is mindblowing and you are hot as fuck. I'm picturing big boobs, long legs, lots of ruffled skirts and fishnets, low cut tops, fashionable layering, makeup etc. Girly, but dangerous. Could also go the sort of alt/goth route if that's your vibe.

Basically, you're a total nightmare and I can't get enough. You bring out a wild side of me that doesn't usually see the light of day, and I'm the only one who can handle you in turn. We're a perfectly dreadful couple, in other words. Mutually obsessive, explosive and toxic, but like… in a fun way. Like I said above, this is not likely to be an easy balance to strike. Please let me know if you'd like to discuss where I'm going with this, because I'd like it to work in a way that benefits us both.

Per kinks and so on: I have a DPP profile as usual, but I'll mention I can see this prompt getting a little rougher than usual. All in good fun, of course - still not into anything dub/noncon beyond the odd forced creampie - but the prompt doesn't really make sense if we're totally vanilla.

That said, still steering clear of the real extremes: noncon, actual cruelty, verbal abuse that's actually supposed to be hurtful rather than hot, toilet, animals.

Drop me a line? Love to talk about this, it's a bit new to me as a kink.