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"Hahahaha.....you're funny, you're funny"
You mutter at the end of the phone line, you had a humble office job having written acclaimed sexual books that touch subjects such as social commentary, morality, and our free-will. Writing those books made you feel liberated, your latest book was a sci-fi epic about a woman astronaut being alone in space the beauty in your writing is that you can take these subjects and make them an example about feminism and identity
You were just about to go on holidays with your wife and enjoy some time off before you were snapped back into consciousness about what you just heard, there's no way he's asking this right?
"No, I'm serious. I've had a vasectomy, we also tried adopting one but to no avail"
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, I could-uhmm, donate sperm from the clinic"
"No, no....I want you to do it physically"
"Physically? You...."
"Yes, I want you to knock my wife up"
You were once again taken back, almost envisioning what was about to happen, you've always had this kink for impregnation either for spiritual or moral reasons, you could just feel that you were above his wife just barely managing to string a sentence together as the lust and primal need to breed takes over you, you could hear his wife moaning and screaming "I WANT IT!" and you barely muttering "UGH! I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU THEN" the primal urge in you just wants to get the job done, you've had these married woman's legs on your shoulders for too long now, she's opened up for you and you have to give her what she wants
Foreshadowing aside, you thought about the morality of what you thought of doing. You weren't sexually attracted to your friend's wife, sure she's curvy and a future mom, she's got the body and wits but do you really want to get involved, is it going to be really his baby once it's set and stone
Though you were so pleased, thanks to your fetish the thought of it turns you on because you've got what it takes to get the job done, he hasn't, also the fact that you attribute it as a job akin to a labor job makes you even harder, the primal urge says, of course pack her up....
Sapiosexuals Apply, I'm attracted to wit and good writing. I don't really care how tall you are what's your age etc. I don't want a job interview, I want you to explain in good English (good English is important) about what you found interesting in this whole dynamic, personally I found the "I'm not attracted to you, but I have to get the job done" really really hot.
Kinks you are not going to believe it but, breeding :O
oh in order to get my attention, since this is going to be a future book of yours (in story) find a good-witty title.
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