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[M4F] [M4TF] I'm 95% confident I can guess the size of your endowments if you truthfully answer these five survey questions the government doesn't want you to think about.
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Crafty_Visit_3041 is a male looking for a trans female
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that whole "government doesn't want you to think about" is meaningless propaganda, and I dunno why I typed it.

Hello there, lovely lady!

I was thinking while in the shower (because it's clearly the best place to think) that I could probably guess some trivial "stats" about you, solely from asking you questions. And, maybe this is overly irrational confidence, but I think I have the metrics to determine some of your physical attributes solely from your responses. No pi.cs required.

(For the love of all things on the planet, if you're a man, please don't send me your dick pics. Those are way too easy to guess.)

Anywho... If you're a trans-woman with a stick, these are the questions I'd love for you to answer (I'll be guessing your size - length and girth):

  1. What's your favorite fruit?
  2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
  3. Do you prefer snacking on cashews or peanuts? (nut allergy/adverse folks, just make something up)
  4. To what extent do you love pizza?
  5. Do you open "push" doors by using the handle or the most convenient point of contact?

Now, if you're biologically female, I'd like you to answer these questions (I'll be guessing your bra size):

  1. Do you typically wake up on your side, back, or tummy?
  2. Pick one: Treadmill or Stairclimber for workouts?
  3. Have you ever been described as "the mom" of your friend group?
  4. In what section of the grocery store do you typically begin your shopping endeavors?
  5. On a scale of 1 (IDGAF) to 10 (I am what people say I am), how much do you care about what people think of you?

Feel free to respond to me in DM or Chats with your answers, OR simple tell me to "f**k off" in addition to your identity (F or TF, again, no men), and I'll copy-paste the respective questions so that you don't have to go back and forth trying to remember the questions.

Oh- and if you're feeling spicy, judging from this post, take a guess if my endowment is above or below average in size. Moreover, if you're feeling extra spicy, offer a wager of your choosing if you doubt my abilities to guess correctly.

Again, please share your gender in your first message, even if you answer the questions -- it's easiest to not assume.

Cheers to you, m'lady. Good luck to me.

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