Hi DPP, I had a revenge plot on the mind and I hope you like the idea of this:

I was always part of the popular girls. I fit in, I knew how to make people laugh, I knew the right thing to say, had the money from my parents to wear cool clothes and drive a nice car too. I was good at sport and making friends.

You on the other hand, well you didn't fit in, you couldn't make people laugh, you never knew what to say, your parents didn't have the money to buy you nice clothes and you had to take public transport. Sure, you had some friends but not many.

In short, we ran in different social circles. I hung out with all the pretty people. You didn't. I lived in the swanky, newly updated dorms while you lived in the old ones. I was able to talk you and your friends in to doing my homework with the promise of being invited to parties but I never did. I even got an internship from our professor that set me up with a good career after we graduated college whereas you, well you struggled.

Fast forward a handful of years and I'm doing great. I am happily married to a wonderful man, my life is easy. I happen to bump into you, not that I'll remember all the torture I put you through at university - or would care anyway!

Hi again! I hope you liked my idea. I bullied you at college and it's worked out for me. Extremely well, despite stealing your hard work and making you feel small nothing and nobody has been able to hold me accountable.

This begs the question, how has life been for you? Were you able to overcome the obstacles I put in your way? Did your lack of social skills and me and my friends stealing your opportunity sink your life goals? I'd love to hear how you fit in my little prompt!

I have a lot of kinks but I really want forced lesbianism and revenge to be part of this, so please be open to that!

In any case, please include "Regina George" in your first message so I know you've read this far.

Looking forward to hearing from you and giving you your rightful revenge!