I am your BBW coworker. And we typically get along great. We both working in a corporate office. I am the floor office assistant. Assisting you and the 10 other employees on the floor with paper work, filing, making calls, sorting mail. As well as making coffee and ordering lunch.

You go out of your way to talk with me. You are typically the first to invite to happy hour after work. Not only because you think I am a cool person. But you have a huge crush on me and I am completely oblivious to your flirting. You don't want to come on too strong, but you checked if I was single. I was. You checked if I was a lesbian. I wasn't. Obliviously in an organic way in our conversations.

Yet, you can't seem to get a read off of me. You want to ask me out, but you don't want to come off as creepy. So its been a bit of a struggle remaing professional, while you keep fantasizing about me in your dreams at night.

So do I like you? Yes, very much so. However, I do see you as a bit out of my league. And typically guys like you are very nice and polite, but will typically reject my advances. So, I have just stuck to dating apps, but that has just been disappointing lately.

We've been getting closer, especially since with a big deadline. But every time I get close to ask, I chicken put. Its irritating because I like to consider myself a very decisive. Yet, I reconsider the moment I think I read a moment between us.

You are staying late at the office one night and as I am catching up on filing documents. We're being flirty, getting a bit closer as we talk. Yet I just think your being friendly. Maybe tonight, you need to take a more direct approach.

Bonus if you're Scottish, but not necessary. PM if you're interested.