You know what I mean - warlords in horned helmets, snake cults, ancient temples swallowed whole by the sand, princes and princesses from far off lands that need saving... Think Conan the Barbarian, or perhaps Scorpion King(minus Dwayne Johnson's atrocious CGI likeness). I'm looking for somebody to rp with who's interested in storytelling and not simply indulgence of lust... although we will absolutely have plenty of that.

I'll be playing Krassos, a seasoned warrior who travels and lives by his own philosophy, fighting for coin as well as women. Think Achilles, but ethnically ambiguous and not outright invincible...though the legends may say otherwise. He's not a dumb brute but a man of simple tastes: the thrill of battle, the wind in his hair, the jingle of gold in his pocket, and the sweet touch of a woman, or perhaps a soft man.

Which brings me to you. Krassos is very...shall we say Hellenic, in his debauchery? He sees a shapely pair of buttocks or two soft lips, and he'll determine to make them his, at least for a night. Breasts are nice, of course, but the womanly figure is what he's after. He's simply a man who likes to touch, and to be touched. To put it bluntly, I like women but I've also got femboys on the brain!

Perhaps you're a prince or princess who's escaped your palace, and an arranged marriage. You seek to leave your life of royalty behind and join me in my search of fortune. You're going to need to learn how to swing a sword, though.

Or, sticking with the idea of royalty, perhaps I've just played an instrumental part in taking your city, and found you in the treasury...only to be betrayed by the warlord employing me. Thus ensues a quest to retake the city using an artifact of magical qualities that only one of royal blood knows.

Perhaps you're simply a fellow adventurer, maybe a thief or a sorcerer, or another warrior like me. We meet in the aftermath of a skirmish and, seeing one another's skill, find it would be lucrative to team up. I'll be the hammer, with my body like a panther, and you, the dagger, weaving through battle with grace and tact...or summoning raw elemental forces to batter our foes to bits. And when the gold is in our hands, we retire to our lavish room in the city.

Or, perhaps you're a slave I see in the market. Sure, that's the way things work..but you deserve more dignity than that. I can only imagine with great sorrow the life you must have been taken from, and the things you've been made to do. No more, I say! So I buy you myself, or free you in the night, and thus begins your personal quest for revenge - against the ugly little man who held you in captivity, but against the warlord who employed him as well. Perhaps you have a name to restore, perhaps you're simply a peasant slave out for blood.

I could go on. The ideas here are limitless, and I want to explore them with you! Shoot me a message if you're interested<3