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You know it's a beautiful day when the sun is shining, the grass is green, and the hot little wannabe pop icon is taking another outfit video for TikTok just over the fence. God I really scored with this house. A nice pool. Hot tub on the patio. Large bay doors. Wow. How'd I get so lucky?
Hi, I'm Gregory, or Greg to my friends. Today is mowing day! So I thought I'd go for the classic wife beater (to show off the guns, obviously) and loose cloth shorts (pfft, calves obviously). I gotta keep it cool down there! I've lived in this sweet little slice of heaven for decades now, having taken it over from my parents when they took off for Florida. I'm real close to paying off the mortgage, and all I can think about is: What lucky lady am I going to swind- I mean coerc- I mean convince to marry me and help me maintain this sweet little paradise? I have a great job selling cars, I've still got the goods pushing 40, and I just love bottling day for my pilsners! What a life!
The mid day sun is making me sweat as I run my mower along the fence line, in hopes I can peer over and see what sexy little number you're wearing this time. Is it a new sun dress? Maybe some tight leggings to squeeze your ass into? Is today my lucky day for a new bikini reveaI? As I push the mower down the line I stand up talll and peak over, then immediately bump into the wall and fall on my face! The commotion rattles into the air as the mower turns off, and I lie there gripping my knee from where a rock flung into it, that I must've mowed over during the fall.
Hello folks! Just looking for a cute, dumb bimbo to swindle my way into keeping you all to myself, while I dress you up, and make you do nasty things in public for fun!
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