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The two of us are the picture of platonic friends. I'm a pretty average looking guy, pretty much the exact thing you'd see if you googled "average white guy" and you're...well, to put it nicely you're a little bit on the thicker side. Especially when it comes to your ass. But that never mattered, because neither of us cared about the other's appearance, we just wanted to hangout! Most days, we'd be over at your place, playing video games and goofing around. if I was lucky, you roommate (whom I had a massive unrequited crush on) would come and hangout with us while we played, but mostly it was just the two of us.
Today wasn't anything special; we were playing a game that I almost always beat you at, and I was on a hot streak. Even though I usually dominated in this game, I was definitely putting on a bit of a show with taunting you about my repeated wins. After being pushed a bit too far, you decide to challenge me. If you can win the next game, I have to do ANYTHING you want. My confidence gets the best of me, and I accept. And of course...I lose.
The punishment you choose seems a little odd (and a lot unpleasant) but a deal's a deal. For five minutes, I have to let you sit your large ass RIGHT on my face. The situation could be worse. It's definitely embarrassing and the smell is far from pleasant. But the situation changes when your roommate walks in and demands an explanation. Rather than tell the truth, you get a devious idea. You sit back, completely cutting off my air, and explain that this is my kink and you've been indulging me in secret for months. Your roommate doubts this...but you give her some proof. You lean forward and free my nose from your ass JUST as you let out a rancid fart. And in a fit of oxygen deprived desperation, I begin huffing your gas like my life depends on it, appearing to your roommate to be a fart addict. And to add another level of desperation, your roommate films it.
You make her promise not to share the video, and she does...but says she'll keep it for herself. Once she goes back to her room, you lift off me. And with an evil grin, you explain the new arrangement. From now on, I'm your personal fart slave and ass worshipper. I'll do whatever you want, whenever you want (especially when your roommate is there to see) and if I don't you'll make sure all of our friends see the video. And who knows? Maybe your roommate will catch some other fun acts on film. Like me kissing your sweaty ass, or sucking your toes, or taking a deep whiff of the toilet bowl after you've just finished using it. Which, of course, I wouldn't want anyone else to see.
If you're interested in this or if you have an idea you think I'd like, send me a DM or a chat!
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