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It's always really awkward whenever anyone brings up my size.
It's not something I really like to talk about. I've just never been one to brag and guys get oddly defensive when they find out they're maybe not even half my size, especially if there's girls around.
My buddies are the ones that usually end up dragging the information out of me, like I'm some kind of party trick for them to pull out of their ass. We'll be at a bar, I'll just be trying to play trivia or sign up for karaoke, and here they come in tow with a girl who just needed to know more.
They don't always believe them, calling me weird for telling my friends I'm such an unbelievable size or just straight up asking for me to prove it. I'm always a little drunk at this point and really dont like some stranger calling me a liar, so, whatever, its as easy as pulling out my phone and showing a few photos, which always gets a mix of reactions. Seeing the bulging, swollen, shaft that's covered in thick throbbing veins and seems to defy gravity as it stands at attention.
Lots usually gasp, saying there's no way it's true, still in utter disbelief that i could be hiding something like that in a pair of Levi jeans. Some compliment and flatter me with flirty eyes and bitten lips, suddenly infatuated with what they've seen. A few just straight up call me a freak of nature and leer at my pants like you'd stare at an animal in the zoo. As annoying as they are sometimes, I usually get a kick from seeing the shock and awe on a different face every weekend.
The one thing that stays the same, no matter who it is staring at my phone screen dumbstruck with disbelief, is that they always linger. Wether it's a girl celebrating her 21st with friends, a married women out for girls night, or maybe even the bride to be with her Bachelorette party, they always seems to be within eye sight at the bar.
A select few are unashamed and blatant about their intentions, fluttering their eyes, throwing on the girly "fuck me" voice, flirting with their words and their bodies as they keep finding excuses to touch my arms and pants.
Others are a bit more complicated. They sometimes just stick around in the background, especislly if they were the ones to act in disgust, waiting for their chance as the bar starts to empty out and their friends head home to come back and inquire a little more..asking for extra proof.
The rarest few, are those who take my existence as a challenge, less concerned with the pleasure something this big might provide and more trying to prove to themselves that it's possible to take it all without splitting in half.
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Who would you be in this situation?
Really looking to discuss and flesh out who your character might be and how'd they react to hearing about some guy bragging about their hung friend!
I'll happily play my character, his buddies, and any other role that's needed.
My favorite kinks are breeding, cheating, age gaps, large cocks, pussy worship, cock worship, dirty talk, praise, cumplay, oral fixations, anal, public play, guilty sex, and any taboo pairings!
Only real limits are scat, feet, snuff, gore, etc. The usual stuff!
Let me know if you'd like to chat more about this prompt and how it might play out!
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