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[M4F] The adventurer’s job board has a new listing posted: Satisfy an enchanted cock
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CollectiveOtter is a male looking for a female
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Years ago, as I first noticed my magical prowess, I thought only about empowering myself. Through research of several magical textbooks, I concocted a harmless spell: Erectica Cum Maxima. Over the next few months, the spell turned less and less harmless as my cock grew from my wimpy origins to rivaling some of the most heartily endowed individuals I’d heard of. But what was most disarming was my seeming inability to be satisfied. I would spend days straight masturbating but would never cease being hard or being able to cum. I asked my childhood friend at the time, a busty elf young woman, to test if it was just because of me or if my spell was too successful. Aghast at first, she was unable to resist the temptation of a magical cock for long and relented to giving me one hour of handjobs. I came dozens of times, especially as she took her large tits out from her blouse, but ultimately both of her arms grew tired before my member showed any sign of dampening.

It soon became more trouble than it was worth. The cock was scaring away potential mates instead of drawing them in. So I did what any desperate virgin would do: posted a job request. The board was showing that this job listing had been active for months, but none had taken it. I wasn't sure why it hadn't worked.

In a world where everyone and their mothers were posting job listings to have would-be adventurers tackle everything from getting two pounds of sugar for a baking spree to clearing an old family mausoleum of zombies after a terrible curse had finally come to pass, I thought mine would be one of the easier and more satisfying jobs to tackle. But I suppose not, I didn't especially have any gold to offer, and certainly not any platinum. That's what would draw any big-name adventurers these days.

"Dear, why don't you try taking your job to the city? I hear folks post all types of... interesting... queries on the boards over there? Here, have some gold for the trip and lodging for some time. Come back when you need to," my mother, the innkeeper, urged me although I couldn't help but think it was less interest in my own completion and more shame over her son's perverted postings.

And that's how I ended up here, at Rolt, the busiest city in the Elucidae Kingdom, where I found myself in the heart of its livelihood sector in an inn titled 'Leeks and Plugs,' where routinely I was witnessing all sorts of folk - orcs and goblins, humans and dwarves, elves and gnomes - come in and do their business.

I settled my tab, sat down with a ripe flagon of ale, and posted the very same job request that'd plagued my hometown for months: Seduce the virgin and satisfy my enchanted cock for all the gold I own.


A fun, fantasy setting to keep us occupied on a cold Fall evening. I kept it fairly open and general such that any individual daring to get their imagination on and come and be satisfied.

I'm fairly open to most things, but for a more robust kink-ening:

Large cock

Massive tits / ass

Exhibitionism / Risky sex

Cock worship

bimboification

Cumplay

Assplay

Switch power play

Oral

Instructional / Gentledom

  • Humor

  • Creativity

  • Pretty much anything can be hot if you're passionate enough about it.

My limits are: beastiality (as in, don't give me a pig; but an anthropomorphic minotaur could be hot), scat, brutality/violence, death, underage

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