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[M4F] Your ex boyfriend says hello 25 years later
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40sGreenEndless is a male looking for a female
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The years haven’t been too bad. They haven’t been the kindest either. Life has gotten a little boring but doesn’t that happen for everyone? So why not? Why not post a sexy picture or two on Reddit? There’s bound to be someone out there that will like it. Even if the boobs are not what they used to be and the curves are not the same curves at years old. And maybe some guy out there will see them and stroke himself or sneak a park at work and get his little daily thrill imagining what he could do if he had the chance. It’d be more attention than you’ve gotten from the lump laying next to you in bed.who cares if you get some shitty comments. You can ignore them. Other peoples opinions don’t count nearly as much as they used to. So an early morning photo shoot in the bathroom while the shower runs long and a couple of taps
 and soon enough you have gone wild.

Throughout the day the messages trickle in. “Hey” “wyd” “very hot” “go on a diet” dick pic dick pic dick pic (there must be a paid class on how to take a picture of your genitals that these guys are too cheap to take) “I’d love to fuck your tits” ”dm’d you””hi I commented but I’m chatting you too. Nice tits” “absolutely love it” “wanna fuck me and my wife. She’s cool with it I promise” “daddy likes what he sees” “18 bwc here for you” and some variation of that continued. So all in all a good first day. A little off putting. But more positive than disgusting and nice little self esteem boost. Especially when someone that should be sucking those tits is watching tv completely ignoring the fox in the bedroom down the hall.

And it continued. More posts. A little more risquĂ©. A little more slutty. More comments and chats. “Hey”. “Check dms”. Hilariously huge Dick pic. “Answer me bitch”. “Hi. Did you happen to date a guy named ____ back in 1998? I know it’s not nice to point out things like this but if this is ____ I’d love to hear back from you. You look hot. And hey if I’m wrong please ignore this old man” “Slut” “sexy sexy” “duck pic” wait. What? ———————

So that’s the prompt. Hi. I am looking to play a scenario where two former lovers connect over Reddit many years later. I would like to kind of tell a story through our conversation and communicate as our characters via private message or Reddit chat. I’m open to all manner of women and have very few limits or turn offs. Underage is maybe my only really hard limit.

If it sounds like fun I’d love to hear from you. You can jump right in with a chat or if you’d like to discuss we can do that too.

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8 months ago