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The years havenât been too bad. They havenât been the kindest either. Life has gotten a little boring but doesnât that happen for everyone? So why not? Why not post a sexy picture or two on Reddit? Thereâs bound to be someone out there that will like it. Even if the boobs are not what they used to be and the curves are not the same curves at years old. And maybe some guy out there will see them and stroke himself or sneak a park at work and get his little daily thrill imagining what he could do if he had the chance. Itâd be more attention than youâve gotten from the lump laying next to you in bed.who cares if you get some shitty comments. You can ignore them. Other peoples opinions donât count nearly as much as they used to. So an early morning photo shoot in the bathroom while the shower runs long and a couple of taps⊠and soon enough you have gone wild.
Throughout the day the messages trickle in. âHeyâ âwydâ âvery hotâ âgo on a dietâ dick pic dick pic dick pic (there must be a paid class on how to take a picture of your genitals that these guys are too cheap to take) âIâd love to fuck your titsâ âdmâd youââhi I commented but Iâm chatting you too. Nice titsâ âabsolutely love itâ âwanna fuck me and my wife. Sheâs cool with it I promiseâ âdaddy likes what he seesâ â18 bwc here for youâ and some variation of that continued. So all in all a good first day. A little off putting. But more positive than disgusting and nice little self esteem boost. Especially when someone that should be sucking those tits is watching tv completely ignoring the fox in the bedroom down the hall.
And it continued. More posts. A little more risquĂ©. A little more slutty. More comments and chats. âHeyâ. âCheck dmsâ. Hilariously huge Dick pic. âAnswer me bitchâ. âHi. Did you happen to date a guy named ____ back in 1998? I know itâs not nice to point out things like this but if this is ____ Iâd love to hear back from you. You look hot. And hey if Iâm wrong please ignore this old manâ âSlutâ âsexy sexyâ âduck picâ wait. What? âââââââ
So thatâs the prompt. Hi. I am looking to play a scenario where two former lovers connect over Reddit many years later. I would like to kind of tell a story through our conversation and communicate as our characters via private message or Reddit chat. Iâm open to all manner of women and have very few limits or turn offs. Underage is maybe my only really hard limit.
If it sounds like fun Iâd love to hear from you. You can jump right in with a chat or if youâd like to discuss we can do that too.
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