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People are always so horny at weddings. Maybe it’s that they are romantic. Maybe it’s because everyone is looking their best. Or maybe it’s something more primal, like knowing the bride and groom are going to be mating in a few hours.
During the past few weddings I’ve attended, It’s gotten to the point where it’s not unusual for me to have sex with someone sitting at my table even though my date is sitting right next to me. It usually starts from conversation, sometimes we know each other and sometimes we have just met. After a few drinks we move to the dance floor. Then sneak away for more privacy. If someone is staying in the hotel where the reception occurs, it’s really easy. After a little quickie we go back to the reception like nothing happened except for the smile on our face knowing we have lived a little more than everyone sitting there.
The first time was with a tall married blonde. I think she was in a sexless marriage or at least something was missing. Anyway, I doubt they were having much sex. While we were dancing, she asked me how long would it take for my date to notice that I was gone. Enough said. She was so repressed and came so hard.
Anyone have any similar experiences? I would like to roleplay via chat in the first person. Let’s set up some background first. Maybe there is an age gap or maybe you are feeling a little insecure because you couldn’t find a date. Let’s discuss different scenarios like do we know each other or not? We will finish back at the reception returning to the table.
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