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[M4F] Huge tits are made for fucking, and that's just what we'll do...
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ThisIsABadPlan is a male looking for a female
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One of these days (if I'm really, REALLY lucky) I'll fuck your tits and cum all over you.

Maybe it's because I grew up in the 90s. Maybe it's because I have mummy issues. Maybe it's because of that scene at the end of Dude Where's My Car (If you know, you know).

Maybe I'm just broken inside.

Whatever the reason, I love huge tits. And seeing them grow even huger.

First we should probably define "huge". I think there's definitely a distinction between big and huge. Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, Salma Hayak. They're all definitely big. But they're not huge.

Huge is when your breasts are bigger than your head. When you can wear your bra cup as a beanie. When you shop exclusively at Panache, Curvy Kate, Freya, etc. When you sneer at Victoria's Secret employees trying to tell you you're a 38DD because that's the biggest bra they have in stock and they're desperate to make a sale even though your band is definitely smaller and your cup is significantly larger.

So with that in mind. Do you have huge boobs? Do you sometimes think you don't get enough appreciation for them? Do people say you're P shaped like it's a negative? Do you wish you could move some of that boob in to your ass instead?

You're exactly the kind of girl I'd love to talk to. Yeah ass is nice. But if I had to choose one or the other, boobs every time. There's just... something about them (see previous ponderings about brokenness, mummy issues, etc).

If you'd like to talk to someone who is obsessed with a body like yours, I'm your guy.

Tell me how you like them played with. Tell me how you feel about the attention you get. Tell me how you're still growing (bonus points).

I'd love to chat with some mega busty women (cis, trans, real, enhanced, I'm not fussy I just love tits).

Prefer chat to messages since it's easier to see when you've sent something. Hit me with your favourite lizard so I know you read this whole thing :)

Love from Badplan

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