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[M4F] Cumflation - It's more likely than you think
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ThisIsABadPlan is a male looking for a female
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Hi there, I'm looking for someone to play some cumflation games with me. No real preference on setting/characters so let me know if there's something you're dying to do, otherwise how's this for a starting point?

My cock's never been the biggest around. It's barely scraping by at average size to be honest. To make matters worse, it looks practically tiny next to my balls.

Because... they're huge. Like... Super huge. Like I have to get my pants tailored specially just to hold and try to conceal them a little bit.

And along with their size comes... well... cum. Lots of it. Lots. Of. It. I used to get confused watching porn, not understanding why guys seems to only shoot their pre cum on a girl. It wasn't till a few years later that I realized that was their whole load, the equivalent of just one burst of pre from my immense globes. When I did cum, it was always a bit of a spectacle. I'd never had a girlfriend, I was afraid they'd call me a freak. I used to just jerk off and have a bucket ready. Then I started to need two buckets. Then three. At this point, I've had to convert my house to have an ensuite. The bathtub is the only thing that can hold all the cum I shoot without making a mess everywhere. Even that's starting to slosh near to overflowing.

It's a Saturday afternoon. I'm in my lounge watching porn and jerking, I've already filled one bucket with pre and a second is rapidly approaching full. When there's a knock on my door. "For fuck's sake," I grumble, slipping on a robe and heading to the door, not noticing the steady stream of pre running down my leg and puddling on the door mat as I open the door.

"Can I help you?"

If that sounds like a fun start to a scenario, please flick me a message or chat :)

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