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Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs.
Ok that idea fell apart very quickly but the point stands! Boobs are great! And you know what's better than just boobs? HUGE BOOBS! Boobs so big they enter the room before you do. Boobs big enough that you can wear your bra as a beanie. Boobs that explore new depths of the alphabet that make people go "wtf they go up to (insert letter here)?!"
If any of the above applies to you, and you're feeling unappreciated lately. If not enough people have told you how sexy you are. How you've got the biggest, sexiest boobs they've ever seen. How they just want to cover your tits in kisses (and potentially other things). How they want to worship at the temple that is you and your massive fucking tits.
Then flicking this idiot a message would fix that for you.
I want to hear about your huge boobs and tell you how fucking hot it is that you're that busty. I want to shower you with the compliments you deserve.
So if you're a mega busty, underappreciated smokeshow looking for someone to desire you utterly.
Then I'm the degenerate for you!
Also just to clarify: I am an equal opportunity boob lover. If you're cis or trans, natural or enhanced, skinny or bbw or anywhere inbetween. Huge tits are huge tits and I fucking love them all.
Please mention where the line I butchered horribly to start this prompt comes from so I know you read this and aren't trying to sell me fake watches again. Or guess if you don't know.
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