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[M4F] It's not that I like big tits, it's that I fucking crave huge boobs.
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ThisIsABadPlan is a male looking for a female
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Now some people hear the words "huge tits" and they think of someone wearing a 34dd.

That's not huge. That's not even BIG. That's like... average you know?

When I say HUGE tits I mean if I lie beside you with my head by your chest, each of your massive mammaries is dwarfing the size of my skull. Huge tits means you're shopping at places like curvy kate, panache, freya, etc. Huge means you've gone in to victoria's secret and the assistant has told you they don't have anything in your size. Huge means you see a top with a "built in bra" and you laugh at the audacity of it's creators for thinking they could contain you.

I'd love to talk to a woman who's got the kind of breasts that make people stop and stare. The kind where other women get jealous and talk shit about you.

I think you're the hottest thing on the planet and I'd love to talk with you about it. We can just chat, or if you wanted to do some sort of roleplay, obviously I'd be keen to centre it around your chest, but we can discuss that as an option.

Do I have mummy issues? Quite possibly. But whatever the cause, I want to talk about your boobs. Chat or messages, either works for me :)

This post is evergeeen. If you're reading this and it says I posted this a year ago, I'm still keen to talk <3

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