I love women’s bodies. They’re all beautiful - skinny or chubby, flat chested, it doesn’t matter. Women are the ideals for beauty. But women often hate their bodies. So here’s what we’re going to do.

Remember in fight club when Tyler Durden steals licenses and forces people to pursue their dreams. I’m your Tyler (yes, people have said I look like Brad Pitt). You don’t need to give me your license, but you do need to commit to following your dreams and learn how to love your body. Here are the steps:

Rub: we’ll take you vital stats (height and weight), then as a trained masseuse, I will give you the massage of a lifetime. I’m a gentle, kind father figure, but you will need to behave and commit to the…

Run. Your body is your temple. It’s the only one you’ve got and I’m ordering you to go out and run 30 minutes to start (or gym). You can start and stop as you wish. As we get further along you’ll be running (or doing the gym) for longer and longer times. Once you get to a certain time (around an hour and a half), the endorphins will kick and it’s time for the…

Rub. I will show you how to explore every part of your and my body. I’m very verbal and sensual and we’ll need to take it slow and measured. When touching each other with heightened endorphins your senses are in overdrive and you’ll be able to reach points of ecstasy you didn’t think possible.

Rinse. Repeat. If you misbehave or betray our contract their will be punishment, but you will be supported on your journey.

If you stick with me, I will show you and your body the love it deserves. And! You are likely to get fit and love yourself in your own skin.

About me: I’m a dad. Height 6’1”, 180 pounds. I have run 8 marathons. The endorphin thing is real. And sex on it is other worldly. Take a chance and hit chat. What have you got to lose?