Friends would say I'm a funny guy, in good shape, with a good job. The only thing missing was a long term girlfriend. But why? The truth is bulging in my boxers. I'm well endowed - enormously so - the sheer size of it can be intimidating. In fact I've learned to be very good with my tongue because some of the girls I've been with simply couldn't handle it. But what about you? Would you love it? Could you keep your hands off it?

Maybe you'd heard a rumour about my endowment and were keen to see if it was true. Perhaps you wore something a little revealing at a function and could feel something stirring when we had a dance together. Because you are as sexy as you are, there's no way I can hide even a semi, with a cock of this magnitude. Maybe we are neighbours on a plane/train/boat and you can't help but notice the bulge.

Optional extras:

As I'm Scottish and I was wearing a kilt you got a lot more than a handful into the bargain

A full hard on can even leave me a little light headed

Massive loads

Do you want to get your friends round to gasp/pimp me out to them

I'm inexperienced because as soon as the girl sees that massive member, they run screaming

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I am in good shape, 43, short blond hair and blue eyes from Scotland. I would prefer you play as yourself. What you look like? Your hair? Your eyes? Your body? Pics/reference pics are OK, but not needed especially straight away.

Don't mind if you want to use Reddit chat or messages. I hope you're descriptive but no need for essays and I won't cry if there's the odd typo in amongst the filth.

Kinks list: happy to explore - having fun, oral, hands everywhere, cheating, body contact, grinding, massive endowments, lots of thick cum, public sex, multiple orgasms, 3/more-somes

Limits: usual things - anything toilet related, 18 , violence