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[M4F] Pretending to be your boyfriend at your familys christmas gathering
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DPP_Icebear is a male looking for a female
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You moved away from your family years ago, away from the small town life and straight into the big city. At first it wasn't easy, but you managed, especially with the help of your friendly co-workers. While you still like your folks, it's not always easy to talk to them, especially since their favourite topics seem to be 'marriage', 'grandchildren' and when you'll finally move back.

Soon it's going to be christmas again and your mother contacts you to make sure you're coming home, and reminds you to finally bring that boyfriend you boasted about last year... that boyfriend you made up and does in fact not exist. After hanging up the call you remember that you even showed them pictures. Those were of you and your best friend at work.

When you tell me that you have to ask me something very serious I am already worried. You explain the whole situation, and I have to keep myself from laughing so much that it almost hurts. Once you're done and I kept myself from lovingly bullying you for this whole situation, I agree to visit your family this once, but that you have to tell them we broke up by next years christmas.

Hey there. I hope you like this type of cheesy scenario as much as I do. The idea is that we're just some work friends who get along great and occasionally flirt a little bit. While we are a bit attracted to each other, it's never been so much that we would act upon it. This all is going to change once we arrive at your parents place, holding hands, cuddling, kissing and sleeping in the same bed. Your parents instantly wind up loving me and tell us how great we look as a couple and how cute our children would be.

I imagine that their words and the constant intimacy slowly get to us, which means that we end up actually having sex. But since we didn't expect to get to this point we didn't bring condoms, and your parents surely will not be happy if we grab some. If you want to, we could also turn it around and have me be the one who lied to his family.

My overall kinks are: Impregnation risk/impreg, romance, costumes / sexy outfits, risky sex, (very) light bdsm, realistic proportions

Limits are: Group play, anal, other guys, pain, toilette stuff, cross-dressing, bestiality, non/dub-con (cnc is fine with me), taking over my character for me, sucking on feet, smells (those that are generally considered gross, I like talking about nice smells), cheating

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10 months ago