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Don't get me wrong, I like a nice ass as much as the next degenerate but there's something about a woman with huge tits that just fucking appeals to me in a way nothing else does.
Yeah yeah, "Oh badplan has mummy issues" maybe I do I don't know I'm too broke for therapy.
Instead, I'd rather talk to you about your boobs. Especially if they're huge. Like, REALLY big. Like, you can wear your bra as helmet. Or you can drop them on a table and knock over the salt and pepper shakers. Boobs big enough that they enter the room well before you do.
Are you sensitive? Do you like them played with? Or do you not really care and just indulge partners in their fun but you'd rather be doing something else?
Are they really heavy and you'd like a hand (or two) with them (wink)?
If any of the above applies to you, and you feel like you haven't got enough appreciation for your magnificent mountains of mammary (again, because supposedly it's not cool to like boobs anymore or some mad shit like that?) then please flick me a message and let's chat about your tits :)
Love from Badplan.
PS Please include the word "spontaneous" in your initial message so I know it's not someone trying to sell me NFTs
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