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Sapiosexual sure does sound like a tumblr label worthy of a few eyerolls, but I just can't help it if my cock gets hard as a hammer around whip-smart, witty, wise-cracking women – let alone if they're at ease with their inner slut. Intelligence turns me on so much you'd think I work as a spymaster. A neat turn of phrase, an original train of thought, a clever comeback, a random erudite aside, or any other display of the radiant machinery inside your skull – and suddenly my own brain betrays me and leaves me to fend for myself amidst the primal animalistic instincts yelling, "Breed, breed, breed!" It's a bit of a nuisance, really.
And what better place to meet and get to know fellow sapios than a writing-oriented sub? Letters and words are only truly sexy when they're penned by an intelligent individual who knows when to not take themselves too seriously and when to ham it up with most obscene and deliciously filthy dirty talk. After all, to an appreciative mind, a timely clever joke is as sexy as an overt description of feral copulation (much as I appreciate the latter). There's precious beauty in such versatility that lets various aspects of one's personality shine through literary self-expression; the blinding glow of your penpal's neurons can illuminate even the darkest night, no matter the distance between us. (And if I ever sound this pompous during actual conversation, it's your sacred duty to pop the balloon of my purple prose with the sharp needle of irony).
In any case, if you're somehow reading this, fellow sapiosexual who yearns for a penpal fuckbuddy with a functional brain (a dom-leaning switch, to be precise), slide into my PMs without delay. Let's compare notes on our zombie-like obsession with brains, exchange witty repartees and kinky fantasies, do orgasm and sarcasm denial at once, and forge ourselves a rare connection of like minds – for a day, a week, or as long as we fascinate each other. Let's cook up the roleplay of our dreams or just enjoy the thrilling process of exploring each other's minds in all of their diverse aspects (including the pervy ones). Perhaps the chance to find something like that around here is infinitesimal, but you miss 100% of the cumshots you don't take.
Kinks: rough passionate sex, dirty talk, hair-pulling, spanking, choking, slapping, biting, spit play, humiliation/degradation, maledom of many flavours, non-penetrative femdom, cock worship, fertility goddesses, breeding, group sex, sibling incest.
Limits: underage, toilet, vomit, animals, gore, furries, futas, cuckoldry, celebs.
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