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Note from the Horny Author
Hey! No Politics in the thanksgiving table of DPP.
Sorry couldn't help myself. So I've got no idea if I want to go by US politics, because the land of the free only has two political parties, Democrat and Republicans and to be honest I don't feel really represented by either, unless you are that Republican that calls Liberals leftists.
We could go as a different country all together, or a modified version of the United States where there would be more parties because I'd really like to play as the Democratic Socialist MILFs of America. That's quite a mouthful so we call ourselves DSMOA for short.
I would really like to get my back blown out by a Conservative or a Liberal, and literally fucked out of office and surrender my term to your rightful hard dick!
End of note
Come election night, the people had enough after years of hunger and injustice against the 1% we won, for the first time not only a Socialist party won the presidency but a party consistent of Women and women only, the cabinet is filled with Moms not a single male in sight, our campaign slogan was "The Girls can get it done" unironically we did, we won.
Maybe it's because the people had another house crisis, or because we had these low cut red dresses that exposed a lot of our cleavage during interviews and debates and everyone thought "Fuck it, I'll vote for them, Two Big Reasons to vote. Can't be worse than other politicians"
There's a problem however, we are weak.....we can't really get it done without the help of men and especially without a drop of conservatism there's no way we could convince corporate America with our new Socialist plan, they will laugh at us or worse wank us out of the office, also we are incompetent we wouldn't know what to do in office all day without the need to suck a dick to relieve stress, we need men that we can twirl our tongues and "Gluck Gluck" to.
We would set a bad precedent not only to our country but to the Socialist movement as well, we can't be known as the incompetent party, we just didn't expect to win, our plan was to look hot and just joke around not to win.
We've decided that it would be best for us to surrender, but we wouldn't go out without a fight.
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The idea is that I invite you on the office, you and the party of Conservatives (or liberals) fuck us out of the office as respectfully as you can.....or you can just command me to scrape the cum out of the floor and throw all of our bras out of the White House and thanks for cumming!
Please no actual politics, I don't care about your leanings, this is a prompt that makes fun of both sides I guess? For example I'd consider myself a soft leftist that doesn't mind poking fun at our beliefs, maybe as a conservative you could do the same, who knows maybe the best prompt will come out of our incredible dynamic and differences.
Send me a chat first to discuss about your party and it's leanings and then we could start, soft note I will respond to requests that have a bit of effort into them, I won't respond to "Hey's" Character descriptions and overtly sexual openers.
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