If the answer is no, then you are pretty much fucked. You are a kind honorable man always charitable figuratively and literally, when a new car washer opened near your neighborhood you thought sweat, I'm going to use this shop every now and then when my car needs it. When you later found out that all their earnings go to non-profitable organizations you thought, Oh hell yes.

When a customer pays they either get to choose their organization they want i.e clean water, planting trees, Red Cross or if they don't choose their money go to one of these organizations automatically. In order to attract more men and women the employees there are attractive women, think of Hooters but as a car wash, At least if you have creepy old men staring at you, that money better go to a good cause right?

It sounds great, so what went wrong? I'm a Mom that works there and one of the main reasons that people love our service is because of the "Ass bouncing on windshield" we climb on the trunk and bounce our asses on the windshield as a thank you for coming, we get insanely wet from the machines spurting water in a way where our clothes become transparent.

There was this guy, you. Such a kind guy, I eventually climbed on your trunk and bounced my thick meaty ass only for the windshield to crack, it has a large fracture hold that looks awful and dangerous to drive

But what do you do,Do you call your insurance? and tell them what that a lady with a phat ass broke my windshield you'll be laughed at, oh well there's your car, but hey at least I got a nice rough, hate fuck out of it, and you got to cum on my face, No? Welllllll, maybe don't trust amateur car cleaners next time.

my only limit is one liners, take that as you will if your opener doesn't make me say "Fuck, he's quick so witty" I won't respond

also fyi fuck reddit, I got an error and I thought I was blocked it scared me a bit unrelated but phew