I don't have the spoons or the spell slots or whatever you call it for a deep and moving and well crafted post right now. But I'd love to hear from one of you pervs this morning.

I'm an awful wife.

Right now, my loving and sexy and supportive partner is watching TV, while I write this. I can hear the music in the other room. I should be cuddled up there sitting on the couch, or at least reading somewhere in the house, or out doing something that makes the world a better place. Buidling a well or bridge in some remote part of Africa, I guess. Or just watching porn.

I don't know.

I do feel bad about posting this.

But I can't really help it, exactly. It's a bit compulsive. Hard to explain if you're not my therapist. And I don't want to talk to my the/rapist right now. I want to talk to you. Maybe. If you're a wee bit of a perv on reddit and we might clique.

So I'm really fucking interested in something sexual of some sort. I don't know what. I'm restless. I can't sit still. I'm squirming. My sweet little tushie is wiggling in my seat.

I should direct this energy at my spouse, but I'm being a very naughty wife: I'm going to the random pervs of the web for satisfaction of my vague sexual feeling. I haven't said anything about this to my dearly beloved sweetie, because I don't want sexual attention from that direction right now. I don't want scrutiny right now. I don't want compassion and love and soul meaning right now. I don't want helpful tips, or awkward sexual fumbling.

I know. I'm terrible. So please, skip the lectures that I can already feel incoming. Move on to a post that genuinely sexually interests you. I'm begging you.

Maybe you're in a similar spot, or have been.

Maybe you think slutty wives are hot.

Maybe you like my writing style.

As Žižek says so brilliantly, "Idon'tcare!" I'm just desperate for some sexual attention, and I don't want it at home.

Feel free to stalk my post histry to git a sense of what I'm into. Or don't. Have a great 'bating sesh or whatev.

Peace.

};)~

p.s. To satisfy posting requirements, "specific topic you want to have a conversation about," let's say this is my specific topic I'm looking for a pen pal on:

How bad am I really? Are there degrees of cheating?

Please answer this calmly if you're interested in talking with me about this. I'm not looking for anti-cheater hostility that's more about you and your past traumas than me and my currently slutty, desperate, needy, evil, wet, selfish cunt.

p.p.s. Here's my profile.

p.p.p.s. If you have a giant cock or tiny dicklet, and you have a pal with the opposite who you talk about sex with, you go to the front of the line. Women also go to the front. Sorry for allowing line cutting, it isn't entirely fair, but I am, after all, a wicked evil bitch who gives two shits about fairness when my nasty pussy mind is in charge. If you're neither of these things, (a) man with interetingly sized appendage and a friend, or (b) woman - feel frei to get in line anyways. Maybe I'll get around to yuo. No promises, as when I've posted here before sometimes there are crickets but sometimes there is a bukkake deluge and I can't get around to everyone in the glory hole.

p.p.p.p.s. I may or may not respond to your satisfaction. I'm sort of ducking my true love, and looking at pornographic reddit as I get the chance. You don't come first here, so please don't come at me with neediness vibes.

¡Besos!