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Nope this isn't a prompt, we are talking about real life and I bet you've got a serious, serious addiction haven't you. Right now you probably have your water to the side, and 10 open tabs filled with Porn, you are probably thinking about buying a Brazzers membership so you don't lose any new releases and the fact that they have to be in the best possible quality.

You are probably a porn hoarder, having an external drive used to only watch physical porn on your massive TV because you think that fullfils you. You are probably slightly attractive but too much of an introvert to ask a girl out at a bar because you are afraid she might say no, so you come back home to jerk off.

It's not your fault entirely, maybe you are washing the pain of your low paying job with porn, you can't wait till it's Friday so you can spend all weekend watching porn, you probably thought of the idea of calling sick for your work so you can sit down and just watch porn all day in full length.

You probably know tons of pornstars out by name, and you are subscribed to everything they do, you can't wait for your paycheck to get that sweet porn membership.

Does it sound like you? If you nodded your head or said "Yes' to any of those you might have a problem and I'm here to help, unlike a therapist I have heavy tits and can hear you out well without having to spend money to see me, all you have to do is be semi-literate.

All that time you spent on porn, you know you could have learnt how to code and be developing the next Grand Theft Auto, but nope.

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To those disgusted by porn addicts and think "What are those freaks on about" I have a prompt for you, Basically you visit a Car Wash and some PAWGs ruin your windshield by bouncing their fat asses on your car's window. Sounds good?