It's sad that I've encounter men who say that "I've never cum from blowjobs" when I ask them why they always say "Oh my Wife isn't that good at them" I honestly feel bad for guys that haven't experienced an amazing blowjob, What makes a blowjob amazing you might ask?

I want to be skullfucked to oblivion, I want to drain your nutsack that is resting on my face, I would be laying down with my face upside down from the bed, I'll tie my hair in a ponytail so you can use both sides of my hair to grab and thrust, the only limit being I wouldn't want to stumble my head on the bedframe and knock myself out, otherwise feel free to fuck my face.

Everytime I breathe, I want to be sure I've formed enough saliva to coat your entire dick, I want strings of saliva to connect my lips with your cockhead, I want to make sure my face is a mess from all the saliva from hair to chin.

I'd love to hear you lose your shit when I manage to throat your entire dick, I want your grunts more vocal by the second, I want to make sure you are breathing heavily until I hear you say "Oh...-uh if you keep going that way I'm going to fucking cum" I want to prove to you that I'm the greatest dick sucker to ever walk planet earth

It's the hottest thing I can hear for doing such a great job, I love a man who is vocal and isn't afraid to grunt for me, I want you to lay down on my comfortable bed and let me throat that thick cock, the more thick it is the more of a challenge for me, but just letting you know, I've managed to throat a 9'5" on Tinder, the guy shortly changed his bio to

I'm happy that I got the greatest head of my life, but I'm sad that I'll never get a head this good anytime soon.

and finally. I want you to explode. I want my lips to pressure your cockhead until it's had enough and you let out your cum inside my fucking throat, and then pull out with a loud POP and jerk your last ropes of cum on my face.

Then a highfive, handshake and thank you for coming, now may I have the towel please? haha.

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It's a tinder date with a mom who invited you over to her house for one reason only, to suck you off, you know it, she knows it, you of course don't disagree, you let your pants down to your ankles and watch me do the work

I don't want you in my pussy or in my ass, I want this to be a blowjob experience through and through until you cum!

I love explaining sloppy sounds like GLUCK GLUCK MHHM POP onomatopoeia is the word, thank you random redditor!

Not looking for a relationship, this is a one and done type deal.

I'm not a picky mom, I just want you to have a sense of humor, some wit and your dick to be shaved and smell good

Do NOT send me your dick please, instead send me a cool bio you'd put on tinder grammar and punctuation is REALLY important to me x

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