We've all been there: The feelings that hit on a Sunday night, the world that lies just beyond your fingertips and the thousand tiny I'm going to do it all tomorrow thoughts when you're lying in bed trying not to think about tedium and toil.

And what better way to chase those feelings away, of course, than with some good, old-fashioned smut?

Sparked by this prompt, the magnificent /u/DeeDeeDPP has woven a wondrous tale of banter and bacchanalia with a few contributions from yours truly. Two strangers who really, really ought not to work together as well as they should end up spiraling into debauchery, after a fashion.

Read the share here

Included: Gratuitously consensual sex, wordplay, a lot of mentions of "wandering hands" and at least one magnificent use of "legerdemain." Also copious amounts of oral sex, increasingly fervent fucking, and a nice, creamy finish.