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Oh there she is again the Mom that enjoys an attractive man with a decent personality and wit, how dare she, women are so picky nowadays.
Recently I've found out that I love Innuendos, most men however hate them because they like to go straight to the point, however I've also went "Straight to the point" countless times and most men think I'm joking.
"Hey, I would really like to suck your dick" nervous laughing "*Haha, really? No you are too kind miss" So which way is it men?
Anyways, I always find innuendos hot and I'm going to give you two instances
A) MILF Likes it when you rock her world
This was an innuendo back and forth with someone who roleplayed as a man in a rock band, I was the Mom fan in audience, the lead singer and guitarist liked what he saw and invited me backstage, the conversation was obviously about sex but I somehow turned it into an interesting conversation about touring and how good he was with his fingers.
It led to me being plowed on my fours, HOWEVER I really liked the conversation
B) The totally real nurse and the infected veiny cock!
It's the most easy sexting innuendo really, Do you see a veiny dick that you like? best message the man and tell him that you are a totally real nurse and that you do your own research. He was shocked to find out that my mouth could ease up the swelling, of course I initiated a sloppy blowjob he liked where this was going, however being the attractive man that he was he wanted to reassure that I had a valid source before I came close to his dick, it turned me on so much that in the end I sucked him dry and I orgasmed as I fingered myself.
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Case in point, what I really mean is. There are two conversations that could have been the usual sexting conversations however because I found a man who was interested in carrying a conversation rather than only fucking, it turned into two of the most beautiful conversations I ever had.
Take a drink everytime I say conversations, moral of the story this mom loves innuendos and if you are good at it, she'll even suck you off.
I also hate the word MILF don't start by calling me MILF. I just did that to clickbait and draw more men in. oh and pssst hint. Most common mistake is men opening like "Hey, I really like your post on DPP" that won't work please be sure to catch my attention, I'm not going to tell you how, you just have to find out
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