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Here's a challenge for you. Said the overconfident Mom hoping she will find a decent conversation in the sea of unsolicited dick pics, and men responding with "Hi I'm 6'1 I like milfs"

There's nothing hotter I find in the world than witty dudes who appreciate your social boundaries and don't go straight at the smut talk, I remember once I had a one night stand on Tinder and the guy was so sweet I said "Oh I'm feeling kind of tired" and he said "It's okay we don't have to do anything right now" Well now we have to, I have to suck your dick for being this nice now. That's basically the difference between a nice guy and a "Nice" guy. Basically the "Nice" guy would have said. "Oh we can do it tomorrow then" with a creepy wink.

There's nothing hotter, than a cute boy with a mustache having manners, or a Dad with a Dadbod being mature, you could literally talk wit to me, we can chat about the pros and negatives of space exploration and I would be turned on, without smut.

Do you think you've got what it takes? Sorry that sounded a bit aggressive. Do you think we could have an orgasmic witty conversation, and who knows maybe if the conversation goes there, Maybe I would kindly ask you to rearrange my guts and hit my cervix. I know your mushroom head would knock the door too many times, but if you are nice enough I will give you a key as well.

Also just letting you know, I've got 1000 unread messages, yes ONE-THOUSAND-MESSAGES it's that easy to discard your requests, Just letting you know that if you are uncreative, I will read it, It's that I will scoff at it and then not respond, and your message will never be seen again, Just tell that to the 606th messager on my chat requests.

Friendly reminder that there's no time limit there's no jigsaw telling you "You have to send this Mom a creative message or else I'll chop your dick off", you have all the time in the world to say something that will catch me off guard and make me say "Hmmmm, He seems interesting. Let's see where this goes"

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A bit unrelated but imagine you are in a crew that does marketing ads. Rockstar Games contacts your crew and says "Here's our Logo, We need you to paint that when you do our team will release the announcement" Day by day you work on it, a black background you've got passengers walking by staring up wondering what is happening.

Day of the announcement, your team paints the words "Grand Theft Auto" people start taking pictures and you paint a "VI" the announcement goes live, you are on the top of the world your ego must skyrocket, you'd feel like one of the scenes of The Boys where homelander jacks off from a large building.